Topic: Dazed and Confused

5 Tolerable Moments of (Early) Birthday Boy Matthew McConaughey

5 Tolerable Moments of (Early) Birthday Boy Matthew McConaughey

Today Tomorrow, shirtless 12-pack ab-god and naked bongo-player Matthew McConaughey celebrates 41 years of breezing through life without having to work very hard at anything. Congratulations! With titles like Failure to Launch, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and that one that was basically a sequel to How to Lose a Guy but was on a beach and everything was gold-covered, you, Matthew McCongaughey, have managed to make millions off of your Southern charm, nonthreatening chill vibe, and your stomach muscles.

But since it’s your birthday, we’re not here to make fun. Instead, we salute the 5 best roles of Matthew McConaughey. And yes, they all include him wearing a shirt! More »