The Hasselhoff clan might be have problems that are too big even for the skintight, red britches of Mitch Buchanan. The youngest daughter of David Hasselhoff (aka the notorious Lothario of cheeseburgers) Hayley Hasselhoff, was formally charged with a DUI. More
It just highlights all the worst parts of the Christmas season, emphasizing the stressful notion that we are all somehow contractually obligated to frost fruitcakes, host alcoholic relatives and throw lavish parties because our cosmetics-company boss wants to impress a Russian perfume magnate. I know, right? Every year! More
Let’s go over all the ways you can stay o’classy during this traditional Irish festival of drunkery. Because the last thing you want to do is end up looking like one of these celebs. More
Celebrities: They’re just like us! More
Here’s the thing about cartoon/puppet animals and clothing: they certainly don’t need to be wearing clothes — it’s totally fine to release your animal characters naked into the wild — however, if the choice is made to bring clothing into the picture, then it needs to be done all the way. Meaning: if you give your ambiguously accented squirrel (we think squirrel?) glasses and a vest, then you must also give him pants. Otherwise he is simply not wearing pants. More
Come on, stop lying; you know you want to put David Hasselhoff in your mouth. No? Well then what about a popsicle shaped like David Hasselhoff, offered by Del Monte? Not that either? Seriously? You guys, you’re going to have to work with us a little bit here. More
A source tells Crushable that swoonworthy Weeds star Demian Bichir was sitting alone in The Apple Pan in L.A. eating a cheeseburger. (It’s like Sad Keanu meets Drunk Hasselhoff!) Bichir plays Esteban, the drug lord/baby daddy of Nancy, Mary Louise Parker‘s character on Weeds, so he shouldn’t be hurting for companionship. He’s also hot, so there’s that. More
David Hasselhoff, if you weren’t aware, is a pretty scary dude. He’s terrifying like a David Lynch character: the wider his smile, the more you want to avert your eyes from the hideous grin of death. Still, it’s hard to find fault with a guy who is obviously trying so hard to HAVE A GOOD TIME! More
By now you have probably heard the sad/good news that David Hasselhoff‘s daughters’ guilt show The Hasselhoffs has been canceled by A&E after only two episodes. It looks like The Hoff’s brand of campy self-deprecation doesn’t stack up with the viewers the same way rubbernecking shows like The Jersey Shore can manage.
Which is probably a good thing, since The Hasselhoffs was giving us visions of The End of Days. But it has got us thinking: Why don’t the millions of people who watched The Hoff drunkenly devour a cheeseburger want to see him in a reality show? Here’s a clue: sobriety doesn’t sell. More
Hey guys. Did you know that The Hasslehoffs have a show on A&E? Yes, it happened last night.
We were vaguely excited/dreading a show all about David Hasslehoff acting out/being ridiculous. But after watching, it looks more like The Hoff agreed to the reality show to launch his daughters’ careers in Hollywood.
That’s sort of sweet. Though I’m not sure the world needs to see an audition of some entitled LA girls demanding the fame their father’s career once promised them. Isn’t that what the Kardashians are for? More
David Hasselhoff to replace Simon Cowell on Britain’s Got Talent, hopefully adopt English accent – We’d love to see David put on his Baywatch trunks and hit the dreary streets of London. Good save the Hoff! (PopEater)
Crush This is your weekly guide to what’s coming up in movies, TV and music. Tonight Black Swan, All Good Things, and I Love You, Philip Morris all come out in theaters. Hardest movie ticket purchase decision…ever? While I Love … More
We spent our Labor Day weekend desperately clinging to some last rays of sunshine before fall swooped in for our popsicles and bikinis — and it looks like quite a few celebs had the same idea. Bethenny Frankel donned white for a daytime stroll around NYC while The Situation packed up the Jersey Shore house and headed back home to Mom. Take a look at how some more celebs rang in the last summer weekend in our Labor Day gallery. More