Topic: david-hasselhoff

Video: David Hasselhoff Makes Boner Jokes with a Pantless Puppet

Video: David Hasselhoff Makes Boner Jokes with a Pantless Puppet

Here’s the thing about cartoon/puppet animals and clothing: they certainly don’t need to be wearing clothes — it’s totally fine to release your animal characters naked into the wild — however, if the choice is made to bring clothing into the picture, then it needs to be done all the way. Meaning: if you give your ambiguously accented squirrel (we think squirrel?) glasses and a vest, then you must also give him pants. Otherwise he is simply not wearing pants. More »

David Hasselhoff: Good For Eating Cheeseburgers And Hanging On My Wall

David Hasselhoff: Good For Eating Cheeseburgers And Hanging On My Wall

By now you have probably heard the sad/good news that David Hasselhoff‘s daughters’ guilt show The Hasselhoffs has been canceled by A&E after only two episodes. It looks like The Hoff’s brand of campy self-deprecation doesn’t stack up with the viewers the same way rubbernecking shows like The Jersey Shore can manage.

Which is probably a good thing, since The Hasselhoffs was giving us visions of The End of Days. But it has got us thinking: Why don’t the millions of people who watched The Hoff drunkenly devour a cheeseburger want to see him in a reality show? Here’s a clue: sobriety doesn’t sell. More »

The End Is Near: ‘The Hasslehoffs’ On A&E

The End Is Near: 'The Hasslehoffs' On A&E

Hey guys. Did you know that The Hasslehoffs have a show on A&E? Yes, it happened last night.

We were vaguely excited/dreading a show all about David Hasslehoff acting out/being ridiculous. But after watching, it looks more like The Hoff agreed to the reality show to launch his daughters’ careers in Hollywood.

That’s sort of sweet. Though I’m not sure the world needs to see an audition of some entitled LA girls demanding the fame their father’s career once promised them. Isn’t that what the Kardashians are for? More »

Gallery: Stars Celebrate Labor Day

Gallery: Stars Celebrate Labor Day

We spent our Labor Day weekend desperately clinging to some last rays of sunshine before fall swooped in for our popsicles and bikinis — and it looks like quite a few celebs had the same idea. Bethenny Frankel donned white for a daytime stroll around NYC while The Situation packed up the Jersey Shore house and headed back home to Mom. Take a look at how some more celebs rang in the last summer weekend in our Labor Day gallery. More »