Since I’m positive that we’ve now formed a judgment-free, impenetrable trust circle, I feel comfortable admitting that I’m too terrified to ever handle fireworks (I also am very fond of all ten of my fingers, so there’s that). That’s why my favorite kind of celebrity is the kind who is so smokin’ hot that they could literally set a firework off. Here are the 22 celebrities who make my fireworks go off. Is that a sexual euphemism or do I literally carry around fireworks and ask random celebrities to set them off for me? No one really knows for sure. More
Topic: david beckham
Yesterday we celebrated the 39th birthday of Derek Jeter, you know, that guy that dates every woman in Hollywood. Among the names in his Little Black Book of celebrities are Minka Kelly, Jordana Brewster, Jessica Biel, and Jessica Alba. Little did I know that when he isn’t speed-dating all of LA, he’s el capitan of the New York Yankees. In honor of the birthday boy, here’s a rundown of athletes known primarily for their celebrity significant others. Hey, it’s the company you keep, right? More
Approximately one whole day ago, retired croquet player David Beckham posted a photo on Facebook of Victoria Beckham smiling with the caption, “see I told you she smiles.” He then followed that with a photo of ice leaking out of her veins with the caption “see I told you she’s cool.” More
No matter how badly your day’s going or long this 4-day week already feels, this video of David Beckham kissing Harper Beckham on the kiss cam will make you smile. And if it doesn’t, you’re probably a dementor. More
While it’s totes adorbs that David Beckham felt the need to publicly retire from soccer today, it’s completely unnecessary. After all, it was never the soccer that made us care about him. More
Were you looking to get rid of your ovaries this morning? Melt your heart into glitter? Turn you brain into a biological clock? Yes to all of the above? Great! Then take a good look at this absolutely adorable photo of David Beckham kissing his baby daughter Harper Beckham. More
Happy birthday to Michael Fassbender! He’s thirty-six years old today, and if you’re anything like me and the rest of the population (whether female or otherwise), when anyone mentions his name, a giant image of a penis flashes into your brain. Here are nine other celebrities who have also (tragically) become less famous than their genitalia. More
Gather round, everyone, as we discuss issues of authenticity surrounding David Beckham and his manly bits. More
I think it’s safe to say that New York Fashion Week completely failed this year. Harper Beckham — the toddler who’s allegedly being considered to replace Anna Wintour at Vogue this spring — felt completely uninspired by what she saw on runways this past week. More
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Call me crazy, but I just can’t do the butt thing. More
Even though they’re confirmed members of a super-race sent here to annihilate us with their fame and beauty, it sounds like the Beckham Family is really struggling with the move from Los Angeles to London. More
To help promote their David Beckham underwear line, H&M recently enlisted auteur Guy Ritchie to film a sexy commercial in which Becks himself is chased around his neighborhood wearing only his David Beckham for H&M skivvies. And happy Thursday, they’ve just posted a whole bunch of preview material on the internet. “For me, this felt like more than a campaign – it was like directing a short film,” says Ritchie. Blah blah blah. Pics or it didn’t happen! Luckily, there are also some of those. I also find it worth noting that H&M is audacious enough to call the forthcoming ad “a Valentine’s gift in and of itself.” Normally I’d mock their “cocky” attitude, but judging from the candid shots released so far, I’m inclined to believe them. More
Romeo Beckham, middle son of David and Victoria Beckham, is the new face of the Burberry 2013 campaign, which is fine because I am a 25-year old human who is also successful. More
This photo of Harper Beckham just ruined my day. Maybe even my year. I don’t know, I haven’t decided yet how big of a crisis to make this in my life. More