Topic: david beckham

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

Do you ever have that thing where you’re totally into a someone before you’ve even met them? They’re so hot that you think to yourself, “That human person is such an ideal specimen that there is absolutely no way we won’t be perfect for one another.” Well I do that all the time, except with celebrities. And here are all the people who have let me down by opening their mouths and ruining everything. More »

22 Celebrities Who Make My Fireworks Go Off

22 Celebrities Who Make My Fireworks Go Off

Since I’m positive that we’ve now formed a judgment-free, impenetrable trust circle, I feel comfortable admitting that I’m too terrified to ever handle fireworks (I also am very fond of all ten of my fingers, so there’s that). That’s why my favorite kind of celebrity is the kind who is so smokin’ hot that they could literally set a firework off. Here are the 22 celebrities who make my fireworks go off. Is that a sexual euphemism or do I literally carry around fireworks and ask random celebrities to set them off for me? No one really knows for sure. More »

Derek Jeter And 8 Other Athletes I Only Know Because They Dated Celebs

Derek Jeter And 8 Other Athletes I Only Know Because They Dated Celebs

Yesterday we celebrated the 39th birthday of Derek Jeter, you know, that guy that dates every woman in Hollywood. Among the names in his Little Black Book of celebrities are Minka Kelly, Jordana Brewster, Jessica Biel, and Jessica Alba. Little did I know that when he isn’t speed-dating all of LA, he’s el capitan of the New York Yankees. In honor of the birthday boy, here’s a rundown of athletes known primarily for their celebrity significant others. Hey, it’s the company you keep, right? More »