Last night’s Lifetime movie Happy Face Killer was “inspired by true events.” Lucky for Lifetime, those true events were already pretty clichéd, so they didn’t have to stretch the truth too far. More
For reason #112 I’m glad I’m not a celebrity, look no further than David Arquette. When I used to drunk-dial back in college, the worst that could happen is I might accidentally call a parent…David called Howard Stern. More
Like every young girl who one day dreamed of seducing her English teacher on a ferris wheel, I loved Never Been Kissed. For several years I found it to be a believable portrayal of a high school as well as a professional newsroom. Then I rewatched it recently and realized that there are a few huge problems in the plot. And the biggest one goes by Michael Vartan. Or, as he’s probably more familiar to the kids at South Glen South High School, Mr. Coulson.
Remember when Courteney Cox and David Arquette got married in 1999 and the Friends credits put “Arquette” next to everyone’s names? More
Courteney Cox went on freestyle relationship expert Howard Stern‘s show and bravely revealed that she hasn’t had sex since her divorce from David Arquette. More
The AVN Awards‘ list for “Best Celebrity Sex Tape” includes Tila Tequila, who maybe counts, but not Brittney Jones and Jasmine Waltz! Why didn’t we see a real celebrity-turned-porn-star, like Montana Fishburne or Carrie Prejean? More
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie being sued. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• David Arquette and Courtney Cox won’t be reconciling. (Have U Heard)
• Sienna Miller International Medical Corps Annual Awards in Beverly Hills. (Lainey Gossip)
• Rosie Huntington Whiteley prefers shoes over lingerie. (Have U Heard)
• Robert Pattinson talks about Breaking Dawn love scenes. (Celebuzz)
• What Lindsay Lohan’s latest fashion reveals. (The Stir)
Even at a party announcing the new cast of Dancing with the Stars season 13, newly-minted contestant Kristin Cavallari was training: Why else would she be wearing a pink tutu that looks like something she nabbed from the Black Swan costume closet? More
Another sign that Kim Kardashian‘s wedding is signaling the apocalypse: Early this morning, a tropical storm sparked a fire at Richard Branson‘s Caribbean mansion, where 16 guests were staying. Everyone managed to escape before the house burned down entirely; interestingly, the only celebrity mentioned by name was Kate Winslet, who was there with boyfriend Louis Dowler and her two kids.
The thing is, this isn’t unusual at all! We can’t tell you how many times we’ve seen the headline “[Celebrity] Escapes Fire” — so here’s a round-up of all the actors, singers, and reality stars who’ve made it through the inferno to live another day. More
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Whaaat?! Audrina Patridge alleges that Lauren Conrad and Justin Bobby hooked up off camera! (Oh No They Didn’t!)
Jodie Sweetin, who played Stephanie Tanner on Full House, now prefers mommyhood to meth. (Perez Hilton)
Joan Rivers says the Real Housewives of New York City doesn’t represent New York accurately. Heresy! (Perez Hilton)
David Arquette said, quite simply, of Courteney, that he “tried to fuck her and she doesn’t even want” him. Yeah… that comment will really make you enticing to her. (Dlisted)
David Arquette has left rehab…. (People)
Just as Charlie Sheen heads into rehab for three months. (TMZ)
Meanwhile, Sheen has reportedly spent $500K on drugs and hookers in the last six months. (Radar)
…Which gave Chevy Chase a reason to assert his relevance. Update: Chevy Chase is still not relevant. (TMZ)