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Remember when Courteney Cox and David Arquette got married in 1999 and the Friends credits put “Arquette” next to everyone’s names? More
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Remember when Courteney Cox and David Arquette got married in 1999 and the Friends credits put “Arquette” next to everyone’s names? More
Courteney Cox went on freestyle relationship expert Howard Stern‘s show and bravely revealed that she hasn’t had sex since her divorce from David Arquette. More
The AVN Awards‘ list for “Best Celebrity Sex Tape” includes Tila Tequila, who maybe counts, but not Brittney Jones and Jasmine Waltz! Why didn’t we see a real celebrity-turned-porn-star, like Montana Fishburne or Carrie Prejean? More
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie being sued. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• David Arquette and Courtney Cox won’t be reconciling. (Have U Heard)
• Sienna Miller International Medical Corps Annual Awards in Beverly Hills. (Lainey Gossip)
• Rosie Huntington Whiteley prefers shoes over lingerie. (Have U Heard)
• Robert Pattinson talks about Breaking Dawn love scenes. (Celebuzz)
• What Lindsay Lohan’s latest fashion reveals. (The Stir)
Even at a party announcing the new cast of Dancing with the Stars season 13, newly-minted contestant Kristin Cavallari was training: Why else would she be wearing a pink tutu that looks like something she nabbed from the Black Swan costume closet? More
Another sign that Kim Kardashian‘s wedding is signaling the apocalypse: Early this morning, a tropical storm sparked a fire at Richard Branson‘s Caribbean mansion, where 16 guests were staying. Everyone managed to escape before the house burned down entirely; interestingly, the only celebrity mentioned by name was Kate Winslet, who was there with boyfriend Louis Dowler and her two kids.
The thing is, this isn’t unusual at all! We can’t tell you how many times we’ve seen the headline “[Celebrity] Escapes Fire” — so here’s a round-up of all the actors, singers, and reality stars who’ve made it through the inferno to live another day. More
Whaaat?! Audrina Patridge alleges that Lauren Conrad and Justin Bobby hooked up off camera! (Oh No They Didn’t!)
Jodie Sweetin, who played Stephanie Tanner on Full House, now prefers mommyhood to meth. (Perez Hilton)
Marilyn Manson and Lindsay Lohan might star in a movie together about Charles Manson; Marilyn would play Charles’ right-hand man, Tex Watson, and Lindsay would play Sharon Tate. (TMZ) More
Joan Rivers says the Real Housewives of New York City doesn’t represent New York accurately. Heresy! (Perez Hilton)
David Arquette said, quite simply, of Courteney, that he “tried to fuck her and she doesn’t even want” him. Yeah… that comment will really make you enticing to her. (Dlisted)
Catherine Zeta-Jones entered a treatment facility for bipolar disorder. (People) More
Elizabeth Taylor literally wanted to be late to her own funeral. (Jezebel)
Watch Whoopie Goldberg making her Oscars speech while completely stoned. (Dlisted)
Scott Disick is trying to become more likeable. Good luck, pal. (Perez Hilton)
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Courtney Cox hasn’t decided whether or not to divorce David Arquette. (Us Magazine)
Do you think premarital counseling should be mandatory? (YourTango)
One man wrote a book called What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex. Spoiler alert: it’s filled with 200 blank pages. (Bro Bible)
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David Arquette has left rehab…. (People)
Just as Charlie Sheen heads into rehab for three months. (TMZ)
Meanwhile, Sheen has reportedly spent $500K on drugs and hookers in the last six months. (Radar)
…Which gave Chevy Chase a reason to assert his relevance. Update: Chevy Chase is still not relevant. (TMZ)
Speaking of rehab, Demi Lovato is out of hers. And now there are pics to prove it. (celebuzz) More
Surprise! We mentioned a few days ago that David Arquette‘s meltdown had achieved Oompa Loompa level. And now he’s in rehab.
If there were a scale of things that surprised us, this would rank right below the fact it is cold in January. However, David has thrown a bit of a curve ball into the works. He is apparently going to rehab in efforts to win wife Courteney Cox back. Um… good effort, but maybe a little late on that one, Dave? More
New Year’s resolutions can be hard to keep. Drink less? Smoke less? Eat less? It’s hard to know when you’re engaged in a little healthy cheating and just falling into a black hole. But here’s a little something to keep you motivated as 2011 progresses. Whatever you do, chances are you’re going to want to avoid following David Arquette into the world of the oompa loompa bachelor. More
David Arquette is in a bit of a tailspin since his split from wife Courtney Cox. And continuing to go on Howard Stern is not HELPING. This week, he told Stern that he wants to get started with some Hollywood royalty inbreeding. Why does that sound like a good idea? Because he and Drew Barrymore would make totally awesome babies! Um…
“I know she is with Justin Long and everything, but how cool would an Arquette-Barrymore child be?… From a pure breeding standpoint.”