Topic: Danielle Jonas

2013′s Most Believable Celebrity Fakelationships

2013's Most Believable Celebrity Fakelationships

I know you’ve all been stressing about what to get me for Christmas, so I wanted to set your minds at ease and tell you what it is I really want: more celebrity fakelationships. There’s nothing I love more in the whole world than a coupla famous people platonically snuggling up to each other in hopes that the internet buys it, so here’s hoping that publicists work just as hard in 2014 as they did in 2013. More »

Kevin Jonas Is Pretty Sure There’s A 50% Chance His Baby Will Have A Gender

Kevin Jonas Is Pretty Sure There's A 50% Chance His Baby Will Have A Gender

As I’m sure you remember, everyone’s favorite Jonas Brother Kevin Jonas is going to have a baby! And yes, I’m assuming he will be doing so all by himself, because based on my understanding of sex ed, you can’t get pregnant or cause a pregnancy by cupping someone’s elbow or giving them chaste pecks on the lips, which is the most sensual behavior I’ve ever seen go down between him and his wife Danielle. More »