Topic: Dakota Johnson

Dakota Johnson’s Parents Won’t Be Watching Fifty Shades Of Grey Because Oh My God, Gross

Dakota Johnson's Parents Won't Be Watching Fifty Shades Of Grey Because Oh My God, Gross

There’s a reason parents stop giving their kids baths past a certain age, and since I’m almost positive most cultures practice lone-bathing through adulthood, it should go without saying that you don’t want your parents to see you naked when you’re an adult. And also that your parents definitely don’t want to see you naked, either. More »

The Fifty Shades Of Grey Leads Have Been Cast, For Real This Time

The Fifty Shades Of Grey Leads Have Been Cast, For Real This Time

Attention! This is not a drill. After what feels like years of rumors and speculation and teasing, the leads for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie have finally been cast. And I have absolutely no opinion about it, so please don’t shoot the messenger if you have a problem. I’m just a humble blogger bringing you the news and fearing the wrath of fans. Drum roll please… More »