Topic: Cute

The 5 Most Ridiculous Quotes About Westminster Dog Show Champion Malachy

Yesterday, a tribble-esque creature named Malachy won “Best In Show” at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, the biggest competition of its kind. The only way this could get any better for the pint-sized Pekingese would be if he had any concept of what a “competition” is. Seriously, I love the way people talk about him as if he’s some kind of human celebrity with agency and not a trained animal who has figured out that certain kinds of movements will earn him treats. Here are the five most ridiculous things people have said about him. More »

Video: Watch Kristen Bell Have A Total Meltdown Over Sloths

Kristen Bell stopped by The Ellen Degeneres Show for a chat this morning, and told her a story about her favorite animal that has to be seen to be believed. Luckily, she brought footage. More »

The Golden Collar Awards Honor The Real Film Stars: Adorable Dogs

The Golden Globe Award show this year was pretty entertaining, though most of its appeal came from the extreme photo bombing. Now, however, there’s been a new award created to honor the real stars of Hollywood: dogs. The Golden Collar … More »

Video: Did You Know That Newborn Baby Deer Squeak?

Oh hello, new candidate for Cutest Animal I’ve Ever Seen. More »

Video: ‘Bath Time For Baby Sloths’ Is The Cutest Thing You Will See All Day

It’s a well established fact that baby sloths are the cutest things ever. They have two funny toes, they always look like they’re smiling, and they move with slow, deliberate grace. Hence, it comes as no surprise that a video of baby sloths getting a bath would be off-the-charts, OMG, dying of cuteness cute. More »

Kim Kardashian To Be Replaced By A Dog In Super Bowl Skechers Commercial

I’ve been saying for quite some time that a trained dog could do the Kim Kardashians‘s job, and now one is. And not even a smart kind of dog. A slow-witted, inbred kind with hip problems. More »

Emma Stone And Andrew Garfield Engage In World’s Least Offensive PDA

I mean, come on, just look at them. So cute. So young. Click through for kissing pics! More »

Clint Eastwood Has Allegedly Befriended A Squirrel

This piece of gossip is so random and innocuous that I have no choice but to believe it’s true. More »

Video: Gay Dads Find Out They’re Going To Be Grand Dads

Look at those two Sodomites, just tearing away at the roots of the American family. More »

What We're Reading:

Sex On The Wire: How To Make Your Relationship Better

• The “cute” curse. (College Candy)

• What you don’t know about your period. (Betty Confidential)

• Cooking for your man. (The Frisky)

• Upping your hook-up number. (College Crush)

• Enjoy sex with or without a partner. (YourTango)

• How to have a better relationship. (Divine Caroline)

• Bachelorette Ashley Hebert and J.P. Rosenbaum are right to wait. (The Stir)

Gallery: Boo The Pomeranian Looks Like A Stuffed Animal And Has 1.8 Million Facebook Fans

Meet Boo! He’s a five-year-old Pomeranian with impossibly fluffy hair and 1.8 million Facebook friends. Celebs like Kim Kardashian and Ke$ha love him. We’re head over heels ourselves. More »

Video: Rescue Cats Make Jail 100% More Adorable

Well, this is just heartwarming. Inmates at a Nebraska jail who volunteered at a local animal shelter were recently given the chance to adopt two cats from the shelter, making jail suck just a little bit less for them. “I wondered how those would work out in the jail as far as helping the guys pass time,” said Jerome Kramer, the sheriff who had the idea, “and just feel a little more at ease.” Wow, that’s way nicer than I expected a sheriff in Nebraska to be to inmates. “…And possibly less destructive to our new facility.” Aaaah, I see. More »

Video: Witness The Bodega Cat In Its Natural Environment

See the majestic bodega cat roaming the urban jungle. It purrs. It prowls. It guards processed food products from would-be nibblers. More »

Crushable Books: ‘Hipster Puppies’ and Other Hipster Animals That Are Cooler Than You

It began as a joke; then it became a phenomenon; and now, it’s a book! Welcome to the world of Christopher R. Weingarten’s Hipster Puppies. A rock critic based in Brooklyn (universally acknowledged as the hipster capital of the world), Weingarten grew tired of the scads and scads of hipster-related Tumblrs plaguing the internet– so one day, he decided to fight back. The resulting Tumblr featured a series of dogs, often of the tiny variety, decked out in very large eyeglasses and expounding upon the merits of listening to music no one else does– and, as you can imagine, it is both adorable and hilarious. Even better, a book has been compiled of the best of the best images from the Tumblr! Due out on July 5, Hipster Puppies is a must read for hipsters, anti-hipsters, and puppy enthusiasts everywhere. Can’t get enough of these canine hipsters? Neither can we! Consequently, we started wondering what other animals might benefit from the hipster treatment. Here are our top 15 picks for Next Hipster Animal Phenomenon: More »

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