Topic: Crushable Quote Of the Day

Crushable Quotable: Angelina Pivarnick Says The Situation Is Gay, I Say She’s Bitter

Jersey Shore castoff Angelina Pivarnick hasn’t gotten much press since leaving the show for the second time, so she’s relying on talking shit about other cast members in order to stay relevant. This time, the subject of her ire is The Situation, whom Angelina knew before going on the show (they’re both from Staten Island and dated before becoming Seaside Heights housemates). She told Popeater, “I think Mike is gay. I think he’s gay because of the way he talks and the way he abuses girls. He talks down to women.” More »

Crushable Quotable: Vanessa Hudgens Got Hit On By Michael Caine

Now that she’s no longer with Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens is a free agent. And that means being a little flirty, even if it’s with men old enough to be her grandpa. But let’s be honest, we wouldn’t kick Michael Caine out of bed in the morning either. More »

Crushable Quotable: Jesse Eisenberg’s Ween Obsession Is Kind Of Creepy

Ween is one of those bands I love because they can sound like so many different bands. They can be melodic, hardcore, alternative, jam-bandy, and sometimes even sounding like The Beatles.

But my first introduction to the band was the same song that got The Social Network star Jesse Eisenberg obsessed with the 90s alt-rock group, and it’s honestly the most terrifying single of all time, “Spinal Meningitis:” More »

Crushable Quotable: Tina Fey Explains Crazy Vs. F*ckable

Tina Fey is kind of the best. Was anyone not under that assumption? We guess there are some high-brow, hoity-toity types that read The New Yorker and don’t own a TV who may not know how great Tina is, which is why the 30 Rock star had to take to the magazine to explain why she is not having another baby. It’s because she’s “crazy,” right? More »

Crushable Quotable: Vinny From ‘Jersey Shore’ Is A Thespian

Before Jersey Shore got super big, wasn’t Vinny Guadagnino trying to be a comedian? I thought I remembered that being a thing. Well, now the worse half of guido Rosencrantz and Guildenstern has changed his career path, post-Shore. Vinny’s going to Hollywood, yo! More »

Crushable Quotable: Emmy Rossum’s Vag Pad

When we think of Emmy Rossum, we think of that sweet, innocent girl who played Christine in Phantom Of The Opera. But on Showtime’s Shameless, Emmy is stripping off her good girl image…and most of her clothes. You guys have heard of the “modesty sock,” yeah? Did you know there was a female equivalent for women who get nude on-screen? More »

Crushable Quotable: The Bachelor’s ‘Fang Girl’ Madison More Human Than Brad Womack

We were sad to see Madison Garton leave The Bachelor last week. She was our favorite, and not only because we have an obsession with vampires. No, in the upside-down, inside-out world of reality television, Madison and her pointy teeth (which were removable, FYI) turned out to be the sanest, most emotionally stable character on the show. More »

Crushable Quotable: Judd Apatow Not A Ricky Gervais Fan

Last night at the Producer’s Guild Awards, funny man Judd Apatow ripped into Ricky Gervais‘ Golden Globe performance, calling the Brit “mean” and chastising him for making fun of Hurley (Jorge Garcia) from Lost. More »

Crushable Quotable: James Van Der Beek On Internet Immortality

James Van Der Beek: he is just a normal dude! With last week’s introduction to Funny or Die’s Van Der Meme videos (and subsequent website), James was able to take a not-even-that-popular Internet meme about himself and turn it into a viral hit. He’s the antithesis of Keanu Reeves, who refused to even acknowledge that Sad Keanu existed, or Winona Ryder, who doesn’t even have the Internet unless someone sends her to a world wide webpage. More »

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Crushable Quotable: Ashton Kutcher On The Female Orgasm

During a conversation with No Strings Attached stars Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher, Movieline got an inexplicable earful about human sex trafficking. Time for some deep thoughts! More »

Crushable Quotable: Jake Gyllenhaal’s ‘Intellectual Orgy’

Just when you thought it was safe to open a magazine without some creepy Jake Gyllenhaal shirtless spread or “sex door” comments, the Love and Other Drugs star manages to get the last awful word. More »

Crushable Quotable: David Schwimmer Incensed About Movie Ratings

David Schwimmer is not like his character Ross from Friends. After all, would Ross make a movie about a 13-year-old getting raped in a hotel, and then get mad when the movie (Trust, starring Catherine Keener and Clive Owen) gets an R-rating? We think not. More »

Crushable Quotable: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Cookbook Is Creepy

My boyfriend has a really weird moan that he does whenever he eats something good or takes a shower. It really skeeves me out, and if he does it in public, other people have a tendency to mock him. This is why if my children ever write a cookbook – the way Blythe Danner‘s over-achieving daughter Gwyneth Paltrow is currently doing – I will make sure to have them include their father’s weird noises as part of a delicious recipe! More »

Crushable Quotable: Don’t You DARE Laugh At Dan Aykroyd’s Career!

For some reason, everyone is under the impression today that Dan Aykroyd hasn’t appeared in very much stuff in the last decade? That’s wrong. Dan Aykroyd has appeared in way too much stuff, including Crossroads and The World According To Jim. But okay, let’s pretend the Yogi Bear star hasn’t been working lately. That’s because he has standards, as he told the Associated Press. More »

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