Good for her to fuck with Hollywood one last time by pulling off one of the elaborate publicity stunts I’ve ever witnessed. Think of this entire scandal as a giant middle finger. As a way of telling Hollywood, she’ll narrate her own story. She’ll dictate the headlines and she’ll write the script. You can follow her around all you want, but at the end of the day she holds all the power in this stunt. She’s the person who can keep it going or let it fall apart — and I think that’s an incredibly bold way to quit a job. More
Think of Cosmopolis as a test run for Breaking Dawn: Part Two — of all the possibilites that can happen when you manipulate fans into believing that their favorite star-crossed lovers are drunk-dialing themselves into despair. More
As a 17-year-old girl, I did what I normally do this past Monday night. I turned on The Daily Show to watch hilarious analysis of the day’s news events. And by news events I’m not talking about Paul Ryan. I don’t even know who that is. Sounds like an underwear model. I’m talking, of course, about Robert Pattinson. More
Wow. While we all worried that Robert Pattinson might be losing his sanity trying to come to terms with the fact that his longtime girlfriend Kristen Stewart publicly cheated on him with Rupert Sanders, he’s worried about his waistline. More
Sometimes I can’t believe people pay me to write whatever I want about celebrities like Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. That’s how celebrity body language experts must feel every single time they open their mouth and get paid to give their professional opinion.
According to my insider sources at Good Morning America, Robert Pattinson not only refuses to speak about Kristen Stewart during his interview, but also 29 other varied topics. In fact he has quite the long list. Which we have of course obtained through completely illegal means. More
So there’s finally a US trailer out for Cosmopolis, and it appears to contain everything I want to watch on a movie screen, including: sex, violence, existential philosophy, capitalist dystopia, Robert Pattinson as a character who fucks, and a little thing called THE MOTHERFUCKING CLASS STRUGGLE. More
After weeks of touch-and-go rumors about Robert Pattinson playing Finnick Odair in The Hunger Games sequel Catching Fire, the Twilight star spoke out about the alleged casting decision while promoting Cosmopolis at Cannes. More
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What’s a serious actor to do when the films that made him famous are widely regarded as terrible tripe by anyone over the age of 15? If you’re Robert Pattinson, you need to walk a fine line between acting grateful and letting everyone know you know they are terrible, as he did in a recent interview with French film magazine Premiere. More
We love this picture of Robert Pattinson on the Cosmopolis set because it has infinite Photoshop potential. What should we put in there? A sub sandwich? A kitten? Taylor Lautner‘s abs? Or maybe just a mini Robert Pattinson, with his mouth open, and another one inside of that. More