We’re in a strange era right now, between the first and second weekends of Coachella. It’s traditionally a time of great unrest and limbo during which sufferers have complained of ‘not enough ringing in my ears’, having to go to work, and strong, inexplicable urges to don cut-off jean shorts. More
Ellen likes to have fun with her show’s employees. Most of the time she’s doing something like sending Andy and Amy to a haunted house to watch them be terrified. Andy and Amy seem like outgoing people who are cool with looking silly on camera, so I feel okay with laughing. But the latest employee-related segment Ellen did made me really uncomfortable. More
I’m no doctor, but Coachella isn’t another name for a rehab facility that Lindsay Lohan spent spent her weekend at, right? Just want to make sure I have it right, that that’s a notoriously alcohol- and drug-filled music festival in California, and not a rehabilitation center. More
Abandon all hope, ye who see Justin Bieber‘s Coachella outfit. For once you have seen it, it becomes immeasurably harder to maintain your faith in humanity. More
Are you ready to watch your childhood crush on Leonardo DiCaprio crumble into nothingness before your very eyes? Because I fear that’s what will happen as soon as you see the video of him dad-dancing like nobody’s watching at Coachella this past weekend. More
You know what this weekend is, right? No, it’s not the weekend before Easter or Passover or Palm Sunday or anything that some of you out there might consider significant. It’s the first weekend of Coachella, and you know what that means: lots of really rich celebrities getting paid to party, listen to weird music, and be sweaty in the California desert! More
OutKast thought Coachella made for the perfect setting for a reunion last night, and I have to say that while I don’t particularly care for “Ms. Jackson”, I enjoy watching Andre 3000 perform. More
If there’s a bigger waste of money than paying Vanessa Hudgens to go to Coachella, I’d honestly like to know what it is. The girl goes every year on her own! Honestly I think it would be a more impressive display of money to pay her to stay home. More
Ah, musical festivals. They are the ultimate commitment to music. You love it so much that you’re willing to pay the insane ticket price to join the throngs of well-dressed hipsters to see every hot band ever in one crazy weekend of music and sun and sweat. More
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Unsurprisingly a lot of the people interviewed totally pretended to know the bands mentioned — you know, bands with names like “The Obesity Epidemic” and “Get the Fuck Out of my Pool.” Totally legit band names! More
What in the world is going on at Coachella? Rich celebrities are dressing like they can’t afford full pant legs and Kristen Stewart and Liberty Ross are standing next to each other. And now Julianne Hough, who recently split from aged possible-robot Ryan Seacrest, is flirting with a man more than a year younger than her. What is this madness? More
Anyone who knows anything knows that Coachella was taking place this past weekend, and given that it’s a ready-made excuse to hold off showering for a full weekend and share clothes with each other, it was only a matter of time before Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson came crawling up out of the dust to show their sparkling vampire skins to the sun for a few hours. More
The Coachella music and art festival kicked off this past weekend in Indio California! But you probably already know that, given that your Instagram feed was likely jammed with photos of beautiful rich people trying to dress like it’s 1969, but not totally getting it. More
It’s so awkward that you’re reading this article about Coachella 2013 right now. Mostly because it means that you’re not there. Everyone who is anyone (or is Julia Robert’s niece) is already there. More