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A Cliff Notes Guide To The Woman Calling Herself Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend

A Cliff Notes Guide To The Woman Calling Herself Michael Phelps' Girlfriend

Ever since Michael Phelps‘ second DUI, I’ve been trying to wean myself off caring about him, which is harder than you’d think, because I was weirdly obsessed with him during the 2008 Olympics. I mean, it’s not weird. He only won the most gold medals that any Olympian had ever won at one Games, and he has that body, and he loves his mom, and I was twenty-one at the time and very impressionable. More »