Topic: christmas

Lifetime’s Christmas On The Bayou: I Know Things Move Slow Down South, But Zzzzzzzz

Lifetime's Christmas On The Bayou: I Know Things Move Slow Down South, But Zzzzzzzz

For the love of Santa Claus, why was the new Lifetime movie Christmas on the Bayou so boring? It was like watching real uninteresting people go about their real uninteresting lives with a little bit of half-assed Christmas magic thrown in for good measure, and zzzzzzzzzzzz. Let’s talk this out and try to bring a little life to the party. More »

Lifetime’s Christmas In The City Teaches The Meaning Of Christmas, Which We Somehow Keep Forgetting

Lifetime's Christmas In The City Teaches The Meaning Of Christmas, Which We Somehow Keep Forgetting

It made me realize how many times we as humans forget the meaning of Christmas. I’m not being schmaltzy. I really want to know why we can’t retain that information in our minds after we’ve seen five hundred movies explaining it to us. Is it like high school math? As soon as we take the test it seeps out of our brains and we have to learn it all over again next year? More »