Sometimes we make lists in our head of the pros and cons of having babies, and high up in that “pro” column is: “Get to dress them up as Christmas trees.” Because seriously — is there anything cuter than a ‘lil infant in a teeny, tiny, star-covered tree costume? What about one in a mini Xmas tree hat? And that’s without even sprinkling on the tinsel!
BRB, gonna go get pregnant now. More
There are still a few days left ’til December 25th, and that mean’s there’s plenty of time left to deck the halls. But Christmas trees are such a hassle, not to mention totally expensive. So what to do when you’re feeling festive but don’t have the resources for a real fir? Just make one yourself! And then go ahead and make all your ornaments too. We’ll show you how to do it.
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KFed insisted on having the biggest tree on the block and picked up a 16ft tree earlier this week. Not sure if he is overcompensating for something or what but either way, this is exactly why he needs to renew … More