Before we even get into the fact that Fifty Shades of Grey did so well that everyone at the publishing company got a $5000 bonus, let’s talk about how I’m feeling right now. More
Topic: Christian Grey
The exciting news is in that Anastasia Steele from Fifty Shades of Grey helped the baby name “Anastasia” jump 10% in popularity this year. As someone actively trying not to have children right now, I think I speak for all mothers when I say that this news is totally understandable.
I want to hear candidates talk about the real issues that really matter to real women. Uteruses smuterus. Let the men work that nonsense out among themselves while us ladies chitchat about the things that actually impact our lady bits. More
As someone who can easily pull off almost all 50 shades of grey in one outfit, I’m starting to grow increasingly annoyed with all the casting rumors for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Every day we hear another name thrown into the ring and every day we must picture a different actor having wild sex with a different actress. More
At first it sounds like Harry Styles is trolling us when he says he’s read Fifty Shades of Grey… but then it starts to make perfect sense. How did we not see this before?! More
I just discovered the most amazing Youtube series and I can’t believe that it’s not blowing up with popularity. My new best friend Cara Papaya reads Fifty Shades of Grey aloud and pauses in between sentences to add in amazingly funny commentary. Oh and she does voices. VOICES! More
The official Panem map reveals that fishing capital District 4 is in the Pacific Northwest. You know who else has an office — and a helicopter and a Red Room of Pain — up there? More
Michael Fassbender breaks thousands of fans’ hearts by revealing he hasn’t even read Fifty Shades of Grey. But while he thinks that it’s because of his nudity in Shame that people want him to play Christian Grey, it turns out there’s another movie that has fans envisioning Fassy as Fifty. More
The only difference between myself and Emma Watson is that her job involves the possibility of having sex with Ryan Gosling. Other than that we’re like two peas in a pod, North Dakota and South Dakota, the less conjoined Abby and Brittany Hensel. I think you get the idea. More
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Like every other God-fearing American who views Morgan Freeman as God, this is exactly what I don’t want to hear him talking about. Morgan Freeman should talk about penguins and democracy and the proper way to make a sandwich. But you can’t help but listen to the entire narration. More
Another day, another completely unsubstantiated Fifty Shades of Grey casting rumor to spread about the interweb. More
Ugh, Americans! We’ll never cast Fifty Shades of Grey if we keep changing our mind about who we want to play Christian Grey. I thought we finally narrowed it down to Ian Somerhalder or Matt Bomer. But now, you’re throwing Shia LeBeouf into the mix just because he has real live sex in the Lars Von Trier movie Nympomaniac?
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to wake up in the morning with the goal of being an incredible douchebag, you should interview Bret Easton Ellis. Because in the past few weeks, he’s seemed really into alientating almost everyone with his incredibly homophobic statements toward Matt Bomer playing Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey. More
In an incident that’s sure to make the Law & Order: SVU writers shiver in delight, a real life Fifty Shades of Grey couple ended their relationship yesterday with a knife fight. And no, before you go grab your dildo out of the drawer, it wasn’t a sexy knife fight. It’s the kind that made someone grab their phone and call the police. More