Topic: Christian Grey

An Actual Human Has Finally Confirmed That 50 Shades Of Grey Is Casting

His name is Stephen Amell and I have literally never heard of him before this moment. More »

Fifty Shades Of Grey Movie To Be Released in 2014, When We Will Have All Moved On With Our Lives

The 50 Shades of Grey movie, based on the E.L. James book, has finally been given a release date of Summer 2014. Sooo mayybe sometime before the middle of the decade? Possibly when we will have all moved on with our lives. More »

It’s A Day Ending In ‘Y’, So Mila Kunis Is Talking About Starring In 50 Shades Of Grey Again

Did the sun come up in the east this morning? Do bears shit in the woods? Did Mila Kunis draw breath? I think the answer is probably yes on all counts, because Mila is using that breath to talk about whether or not she’ll star in the movie version of 50 Shades Of Grey. Again. Still. Always. More »

It’s Saturday, So Let’s Listen To Celebs Read Fifty Shades Of Grey

Even if you’re trying to hold out from reading the books or simply have no interest in any of the shades, these videos are way too funny not to watch. More »

The Time That Fifty Shades Of Grey Did So Well That Everyone At Random House Got A 5K Bonus

Before we even get into the fact that Fifty Shades of Grey did so well that everyone at the publishing company got a $5000 bonus, let’s talk about how I’m feeling right now. More »

Thanks To Fifty Shades of Grey, A Lot Of Moms Named Their Daughters Anastasia This Year

The exciting news is in that Anastasia Steele from Fifty Shades of Grey helped the baby name “Anastasia” jump 10% in popularity this year. As someone actively trying not to have children right now, I think I speak for all mothers when I say that this news is totally understandable.
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In News Stranger Than (Fan) Fiction, Fifty Shades Of Grey Comes Up During Senator Debate

I want to hear candidates talk about the real issues that really matter to real women. Uteruses smuterus. Let the men work that nonsense out among themselves while us ladies chitchat about the things that actually impact our lady bits. More »

Anyone Else Getting The Vibe That E.L. James Should Just Cast Herself In Fifty Shades Of Grey?

As someone who can easily pull off almost all 50 shades of grey in one outfit, I’m starting to grow increasingly annoyed with all the casting rumors for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Every day we hear another name thrown into the ring and every day we must picture a different actor having wild sex with a different actress. More »

Clearly Harry Styles Wants To Be Christian Grey

At first it sounds like Harry Styles is trolling us when he says he’s read Fifty Shades of Grey… but then it starts to make perfect sense. How did we not see this before?! More »

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Hearing Someone Read Fifty Shades Of Grey Aloud To You Makes It Sound Even More Ridiculous

I just discovered the most amazing Youtube series and I can’t believe that it’s not blowing up with popularity. My new best friend Cara Papaya reads Fifty Shades of Grey aloud and pauses in between sentences to add in amazingly funny commentary. Oh and she does voices. VOICES! More »

New Hunger Games Map Reveals That Finnick Odair’s Ancestor Is Christian Grey?

The official Panem map reveals that fishing capital District 4 is in the Pacific Northwest. You know who else has an office — and a helicopter and a Red Room of Pain — up there? More »

Michael Fassbender Sounds Almost Insulted That People Assume He Should Play Christian Grey

Michael Fassbender breaks thousands of fans’ hearts by revealing he hasn’t even read Fifty Shades of Grey. But while he thinks that it’s because of his nudity in Shame that people want him to play Christian Grey, it turns out there’s another movie that has fans envisioning Fassy as Fifty. More »

Emma Watson Will Only Play Anastasia Steele If Ryan Gosling Plays Christian Grey

The only difference between myself and Emma Watson is that her job involves the possibility of having sex with Ryan Gosling. Other than that we’re like two peas in a pod, North Dakota and South Dakota, the less conjoined Abby and Brittany Hensel. I think you get the idea. More »

Morgan Freeman Narrating Fifty Shades Of Grey Is Hilarious And Horrifying All At Once

Like every other God-fearing American who views Morgan Freeman as God, this is exactly what I don’t want to hear him talking about. Morgan Freeman should talk about penguins and democracy and the proper way to make a sandwich. But you can’t help but listen to the entire narration. More »

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