Topic: Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt Might Be Starring In The New Indiana Jones Reboot, So Cue All The Jokes About His Big Whip

Chris Pratt Might Be Starring In The New Indiana Jones Reboot, So Cue All The Jokes About His Big Whip

I have this theory. Basically, all of the big wigs of Hollywood gather on Sunday nights, pop some two-buck chuck from Trader Joe’s, wrap on their Snuggies, play some T-Swift in the background, and read Crushable. That’s the only way they could have decided that Chris Pratt would make a good Indiana Jones. After all, we suggested it first. More »

This Photo Of ‘Buff’ Jake Gyllenhaal Makes Him Look Like A Veiny, Erect Penis

This Photo Of 'Buff' Jake Gyllenhaal Makes Him Look Like A Veiny, Erect Penis

Jake Gyllenhaal had already joined the Look-How-I’ve-Physically-Transformed-Myself-for-This-Movie-Role Club when he dropped 20 pounds to play a skeevy news videographer in Nightcrawler, but I guess he’s already going for platinum membership, because he spent half a year going from creepy and gaunt to CRAZY MUSCLY so he could play a suped-up boxer in Southpaw. More »