Chris Martin has officially ended his time as a vegetarian and has begun eating meat again, surely to make his soon-to-be ex-wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, seethe with rage. More
Even I need to apologize for the messiness of the divorce that I’m going to dive into. It’s the one between Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, and it just got really down and dirty — Chris let the kids have fast food. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. More
There are a lot of things that Chris Martin will take responsibility for, but he has to draw the line somewhere, okay? Which is why, even as he’s saying that the divorce from Gwyneth Paltrow is his fault, he still won’t take the blame for coming up with that ridiculous euphemism for their breakup — ‘conscious uncoupling’. More
There was a second there where I really wanted to sympathize with Gwyneth Paltrow over the end of her marriage to Chris Martin. But then I saw that she’d very pretentiously labeled their divorce as a ‘conscious uncoupling’ in her written statement, and that was all out the window. More
In news that will upset gluten-eaters and non-gluten-eaters around the world, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have announced via Goop that they’re separating. While their announcement included all the usual “we’ve decided to part ways because being in the same room makes us … More
In a stunning display of being so famous that ordinary activities become extraordinary, Jay Z and his entourage took the Tube to their concert at the O2 Arena in London and everybody freaked. the eff. out. More
Self-appointed food expert of the century, Gwyneth Paltrow, took a quick break from gaining charisma points by talking to herself in a mirror to write a cookbook titled, Oh Please, Do Go Ahead and Feed Your Children, But Don’t Come Running to me When They’re Little Tubs of Lard. P.S You Disgust Me! More
Noted fashionable iceberg Gwyneth Paltrow melted the tippy tops of her polar ice caps on New Years Eve, and busted out what can only be referred to as mom-dancing onstage at Jay-Z and Chris Martin‘s show. More
When Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin named their baby Apple, it made headlines. “Why that’s not a name, that’s a fruit!” we all exclaimed. However now, 7 years later, we see apples in the grocery store and think to ourselves, “how funny to name a fruit after a celebrity child!” More
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It was with great sadness that we brought you news of R.E.M.‘s breakup last week, and it’s with great ambivalence that we now bring you Coldplay‘s cover of “Everybody Hurts.” Chris Martin and his gang performed the song at a show in Georgia, the state that spawned R.E.M. Once again, I chatted with musician Kasey Anderson about Coldplay’s version of “Everybody Hurts” and the legacy of R.E.M. More
This is a funny tweet. From Gwyneth Paltrow. What? We know the woman’s funny on-camera, but when it comes to the written word (GOOP and tweets), she comes off as sanctimonious about parenting, LGBTQ issues, or religion. That, or she’s so oblivious to her ridiculously luxurious life that it makes whatever she writes unintentionally hilarious. But here she is, assuring us peons even she can’t get a hold of Coldplay‘s latest album. More
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are on the lookout for a tutor to teach their two kids, Apple and Moses. But not just any instructor will do for this pair of GOOPers. Oh no, Gwyn and Chris are looking for someone who — no joke — is fluent in Greek, Latin, French and Spanish, can play two instruments, and loves sailing and tennis. Additionally, they’re hoping for someone Oxbridge trained. Sound pretty high fallutin’? You don’t know the half of it. We got our hands on the rest of the Paltrow/Martin family’s job posting: More
Gwyneth Paltrow has a pretty sweet life – she’s ridiculously rich, married to a rock star, and has an Oscar and a record deal.
I’m sure there are tons of women who would kill to be Gwyneth, and that might explain why every time I see Kate Bosworth, I think for half a second that it’s actually Gwynnie. Think about it: the white-blonde hair and gauzy dresses sure do make them look alike. And last year, there were a lot of rumors that Kate was hooking up with Gwyneth’s husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. More