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Chris Martin Says The Divorce Is His Fault, Still Won’t Take The Blame For ‘Conscious Uncoupling’

Chris Martin Says The Divorce Is His Fault, Still Won't Take The Blame For 'Conscious Uncoupling'

There are a lot of things that Chris Martin will take responsibility for, but he has to draw the line somewhere, okay? Which is why, even as he’s saying that the divorce from Gwyneth Paltrow is his fault, he still won’t take the blame for coming up with that ridiculous euphemism for their breakup — ‘conscious uncoupling’. More »

A Discussion Of Coldplay’s Cover Of R.E.M.’s ‘Everybody Hurts’

A Discussion Of Coldplay's Cover Of R.E.M.'s 'Everybody Hurts'

It was with great sadness that we brought you news of R.E.M.‘s breakup last week, and it’s with great ambivalence that we now bring you Coldplay‘s cover of “Everybody Hurts.” Chris Martin and his gang performed the song at a show in Georgia, the state that spawned R.E.M. Once again, I chatted with musician Kasey Anderson about Coldplay’s version of “Everybody Hurts” and the legacy of R.E.M. More »

Look, Gwyneth Paltrow Made a Joke!

Look, Gwyneth Paltrow Made a Joke!

This is a funny tweet. From Gwyneth Paltrow. What? We know the woman’s funny on-camera, but when it comes to the written word (GOOP and tweets), she comes off as sanctimonious about parenting, LGBTQ issues, or religion. That, or she’s so oblivious to her ridiculously luxurious life that it makes whatever she writes unintentionally hilarious. But here she is, assuring us peons even she can’t get a hold of Coldplay‘s latest album. More »

Fan Fiction: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s Kids’ Tutor Application

Fan Fiction: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's Kids' Tutor Application

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are on the lookout for a tutor to teach their two kids, Apple and Moses. But not just any instructor will do for this pair of GOOPers. Oh no, Gwyn and Chris are looking for someone who — no joke — is fluent in Greek, Latin, French and Spanish, can play two instruments, and loves sailing and tennis. Additionally, they’re hoping for someone Oxbridge trained. Sound pretty high fallutin’? You don’t know the half of it. We got our hands on the rest of the Paltrow/Martin family’s job posting: More »

Conspiracy Theory: Kate Bosworth Is Single White Female-ing Gwyneth Paltrow

Conspiracy Theory: Kate Bosworth Is Single White Female-ing Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow has a pretty sweet life – she’s ridiculously rich, married to a rock star, and has an Oscar and a record deal.

I’m sure there are tons of women who would kill to be Gwyneth, and that might explain why every time I see Kate Bosworth, I think for half a second that it’s actually Gwynnie. Think about it: the white-blonde hair and gauzy dresses sure do make them look alike. And last year, there were a lot of rumors that Kate was hooking up with Gwyneth’s husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. More »