Let me just suspend my disbelief for a moment and accept that there might truly be a relationship going on between Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin – does anyone else think that J-Law might be more interested in in Chris’ band Coldplay than she is in Chris himself? More
Alright you guys, I have to be honest with you for a second. I know we got really excited about the idea that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin were dating, but it’s been going on for over a month now, and we don’t have a single photo of the two of them? I’m calling bullshit.
For the past couple of weeks, that infamous nude photo leak has kind of taken over the Jennifer Lawrence sector of celebrity news. And since Chris Martin doesn’t exactly have a sector in the first place, I almost forgot that those two are supposedly an item. But they were supposedly spotted on a date together, so let’s get back into this. More
I keep thinking this rumored romance between Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence will go away or be proven false or turn out to be a weird dream I had during dental surgery or something. But we just keep getting more and more details about the most random celebrity relationship since… I really can’t even think of an example more random than this. More
It was just two weeks ago that news first leaked that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin were dating, and already J-Law is supposedly planning on going on tour with him? HERE’S YOUR HAT WHAT’S YOUR HURRY? More
The saga of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s “conscious uncoupling” just gets weirder and weirder by the day. More
I just want to make sure — I didn’t accidentally fall through a time warp into a time when Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are still happily married, right? Because that’s the only explanation that makes sense for why Gwyneth would have nominated Chris for the ALS ice bucket challenge. More
Were they created from some celebrity couples mad libs game with blanks reading “30-something divorcee” and “20-something it girl”? Hmm, that sounds like a fun game, actually. Let’s play it and create a few other celebrity couples just as random as this one. More
I’ve had all weekend to get used to the rumored relationship between Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence, and so far the only part I fully understand is that the couple name ‘Martin Lawrence’ is the best thing that has ever happened. More
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Chris Martin has officially ended his time as a vegetarian and has begun eating meat again, surely to make his soon-to-be ex-wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, seethe with rage. More
Even I need to apologize for the messiness of the divorce that I’m going to dive into. It’s the one between Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, and it just got really down and dirty — Chris let the kids have fast food. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. More
There are a lot of things that Chris Martin will take responsibility for, but he has to draw the line somewhere, okay? Which is why, even as he’s saying that the divorce from Gwyneth Paltrow is his fault, he still won’t take the blame for coming up with that ridiculous euphemism for their breakup — ‘conscious uncoupling’. More
There was a second there where I really wanted to sympathize with Gwyneth Paltrow over the end of her marriage to Chris Martin. But then I saw that she’d very pretentiously labeled their divorce as a ‘conscious uncoupling’ in her written statement, and that was all out the window. More
In news that will upset gluten-eaters and non-gluten-eaters around the world, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have announced via Goop that they’re separating. While their announcement included all the usual “we’ve decided to part ways because being in the same room makes us … More