Topic: chris brown

So Chris Brown Was On The O.C. And He Didn’t Even Beat Anybody Up?

Um so, in case you haven’t been reviewing your pop culture knowledge from 2007 like everybody else has, you may have forgotten that Chris Brown was on The O.C. More »

Chris Brown Collaborates On A New Song Un-Ironically Called ‘Beat It’

Chris Brown is collaborating with Wiz Khalifa and Sean Kingston on a new song, and this is bad news for several reasons. A. Every time Chris works with someone new, it’s just one more person for me to lose respect for and B. the song is called ‘Beat It’. Seriously. More »

Can We All Acknowledge That Chris Brown Is Inches Away From His Next Meltdown?

I have no doubt that every member of Team Breezy is chomping at the bit to comment on this post and tell me what a waste of oxygen and laptop power I am, but seriously…can we all acknowledge that Chris Brown is like, moments away from doing something drastic again? More »

Chris Brown Shows Us How Much He’s Changed By Going Into A Sexist Rant At A Public Event

Chris must have realized that he hadn’t sufficiently convinced everyone what a disgusting person he is, because early Thursday morning he grabbed the mic from a DJ at the Emerson Theatre and shared a few life lessons about women and relationships which we can only assume he has applied to his always charming relationship with Rihanna, the possible future mother of his children. More »

The List Of People Who Don’t Wanna Be Around Chris Brown Now Includes His Bodyguard And Valet

It’s a good thing it’s already Thursday, because Chris Brown is having a hell of a week, you guys. He must have a bad case of the murder fingers, because he has been picking fights left and right, getting into a fight with a valet and his very own bodyguard in the same day. More »

9 Celebrity Rumors I Never Want To Hear Ever Again

While I love, love, love waking up every day and reading the headlines. I hate, hate, hate seeing the same celebrity rumors over and over again. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for spreading news that might not be true if it’s new. But I just can’t handle it when it’s the same rumor rehashed day after day after day. More »

In Extra Depressing News, Rihanna Wants To Have Kids With Chris Brown

Isn’t it funny how every time you start to regain a little faith in humanity, the neverending saga of Rihanna and Chris Brown snaps you right back to reality again? Yeah. Great, isn’t it? More »

So Last Night’s Law & Order: SVU Killed Off Rihanna

In case you missed last night’s episode, let me run through it for you. If it sounds familiar, it’s because it’s literally ripped from the headlines. So before you ask, no, this wasn’t a rerun. It’s just a condensed version of the Rihanna and Chris Brown anti-love story that we’ve all come to hate. More »

For The Last Time Chris Brown, Hitting Rihanna Wasn’t A ‘Mistake’

In a recent interview with Satan himself (waiting my fact-checkers to fact-check this one), Chris Brown talks about the terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day he once had in 2009. Rihanna was there. Maybe. He can’t remember, because the no-goodness happened to him. More »

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Of Course Law & Order SVU Is Doing A Rihanna And Chris Brown Episode

Sorry Team Breezy, looks this story won’t be told from your point of view. More »

Rihanna Wants You To Know That She Really Really Likes Marijuana

In case you and Crushable don’t share the hobby of keeping constant tabs on celebrity Instagram accounts, let me catch you up on something you should know: Rihanna really really likes marijuana. So much so that someone (we’re assuming Chris Brown) gave her a whole plant of it for Valentine’s Day. More »

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