Topic: chris brown

Chris Brown Enters Rehab ‘To Gain Focus And Insight,’ So Color Me Skeptical

Chris Brown Enters Rehab 'To Gain Focus And Insight,' So Color Me Skeptical

Chris Brown has entered a rehab facility in Los Angeles, according to a statement from his rep. This decision follows his arrest early Sunday morning for assault in Washington, D.C., after he was accused of attacking a man outside the W Hotel. Chris was released from jail yesterday and his charge was reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor. According to Chris’s rep, he’s ready to work on himself in light of his violent behavior. More »

Chris Brown Tactfully Accuses Rihanna Of Having Sex With Every Single Person Ever

Chris Brown Tactfully Accuses Rihanna Of Having Sex With Every Single Person Ever

After earning himself a brief reprieve from my constant criticism by helping to support gay marriage a few weeks ago, Chris Brown is back in the limelight for doing what he does best — being a douchebag. Being empathetic was fun and all, I guess, but in general being detestable is much more in his wheelhouse, so he tends to focus on that skill set. More »

13 Celebrities Who Are Way Scarier Than Halloween

13 Celebrities Who Are Way Scarier Than Halloween

Even though Halloween is all about scary things, like sexy versions of doctors and clowns and cronuts and lots of other things that have no business being sexy, there are a lot of things in Hollywood that scare me a lot more. I would not want to run into these celebrities in a dark alley, either because they’ll yell at me or pull a gun on me or talk my ear off about the Bible. Let’s just call this the Hollyween list. More »

Chris Brown Rants About Community Service On Twitter, Because Consequences Are The Worst

Chris Brown Rants About Community Service On Twitter, Because Consequences Are The Worst

Chris Brown just can’t stop being a horrible person, no matter how hard he tries. Ha ha, just kidding, he doesn’t try at all. Would someone who’s trying to be a good person continue to post offensive Twitter rant after offensive Twitter rant whenever he’s forced to face the consequences of his actions, which he still thinks he somehow shouldn’t be obligated to face? More »