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Well, Chris Brown, you’ve done it again. Every time I think I have a handle on your narcissism and how completely out of touch you are with society, you do something to jolt me back to reality. Just when I think I’m living in a world where you might be willing to fly under the radar for a little bit, I realize that you were just dipping underground for a second to ready your next offensive project or statement. More
• I had no idea “under boob” and “window boob” were actual terms. Thank you, Miley Cyrus, for demonstrating. It all makes sense now.  (Celebrity Dirty Laundry)
• Amanda Bynes is a genius at pissing people off. Remember that cop she asked Barack Obama to fire? But no worries, Amanda, Chrissy Teigen forgives you for calling her “old” and “ugly.” Not so sure if anyone else does.  (Celebuzz)
• High school senior, Haley Corker, was banned by her principal from graduating with her class due to being late to her graduation rehearsal. How unfair! (The Stir)
• Justin Bieber allegedly ordered his bodyguard, Hugo Hesny, to attack some poor, innocent man trying to snap a photograph of the pop star. The victim, Jeffrey Binion, claims Bieber’s guard was packing a gun. When did Bieber’s life turn into a bad mob movie? (Have U Heard)
• Kanye West’s new song lyrics appear to be about Kim Kardashian’s relationship to Kris Humphries. Oh man, big surprise! (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Kristin Stewart is being nicer to everyone including her fans to compete with Katy Perry for Robert Pattinson’s vamp heart. If you really want to battle Katy for Rob’s attention, you should probably start wearing sequined corsets and such.  (Celebrity Dirty Laundry)
• Chris Brown reportedly might have to redo his 180 days of community service for his 2009 assault on Rihanna. Wow, is that really his punishment? People get worse for not paying parking tickets. (ET Online)
• Bradley Cooper takes girlfriend, Suki Waterhouse, to the Guy’s Choice Awards. Unfortunately for me, they don’t seem to breaking up anytime soon.  (Lainey Gossip)
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Last week Chris was involved in a fender bender in which he rear-ended someone’s car. Simple enough, right? Wrong. According to our pals at TMZ, Chris refused to give the other driver his driver’s license number and also provided incorrect insurance information. He also apparently “copped an attitude” during the incident. More
While you’ve spent your Memorial Day weekend attending barbecues or binge-watching the new episodes of Arrested Development, Amanda Bynes has spent hers breaking her own record for bizarre and concerning Twitter commentary. More
Well, if you can say one thing for Chris Brown, it’s that he’s consistent. No matter what he does, or what subject he speaks on, he never fails to befuddle me with his complete and total disregard for logic and rational statements. More
Chris Brown just released a song probably directed at Rihanna called ‘I Can’t Win’ that makes me genuinely fear for his comprehension levels. More
Oh dear dear lord, please forgive me for taking your name in vain and refusing to believe in you and all those times I had premarital sex and just do me this one favor, won’t you please? There’s a rumor going around that Rihanna is pregnant with Chris Brown‘s baby, and I would just be the happiest little heathen in the whole wide world if that turned out not to be the case. More
Gwyneth Paltrow has been named our most-hated celebrity. Do we really hate Gwyneth Paltrow? I certainly don’t. I might not agree with all of her opinions, but for the most part Gwyneth fascinates and entertains me more than she annoys or offends me. So let’s examine a few important reasons we should stop hating Gwyneth and just be mystified and amused by her instead. More
Since the dawn of time, during at least one time in their lives, women always leave a good guy for a complete asshole. Â Even beautiful, talented, reefer-loving women with lots of money and devoted fans. Â Reading about Drake‘s recent radio interview–in which he handled himself in a better manner than Chris Brown ever will simply by not throw furniture around–proves that even famous, incredibly good-looking and wealthy celebrities can still be involved in love triangles of despair. More
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Today, we wish a happy 23rd birthday to Alex Pettyfer. Two years ago, he was primed to become Hollywood’s next bad boy, but despite his role as a male stripper prodigy in last year’s Magic Mike, Alex Pettyfer has disappeared from the public eye lately. Justin Bieber, John Mayer and Chris Brown provide some ideas as to how he can regain his Hollywood bad boy image. More
Apparently our least favorite on-again-off-again couple finally called it quits for good this time. Or for a time. More
I can always count on Chris Brown to take away my lack of faith in humanity on a Friday morning…even a Friday morning when a free bagel has found its way into my belly. Bonus grumpies if he talks about Rihanna. More
I ranted about these interviews and I raved about these interviews and then I realized we’ve lost the battle against Chris Brown. He wins. Somehow he’s managed to get back in the game without ever really doing anything to redeem himself. It’s a pretty incredible feat and for that I’ve got to hand it to him. More
I hope that if he’s remembered for one thing, it’s his ability to turn his brutal assault on his girlfriend into a neverending parade of PR for himself. More
