Happy birthday to Zach Galifianakis, who turns forty-four on this blessed day. Now there’s a guy with a complicated name, know what I mean? Like I get that it’s his birthday and all, but Zach knows what he did. Or what his parents did, rather. Any time I want to write about his antics, I have to look up whether he’s a Zack or a Zac or a Zach or even the rare breed of Zak who lives exclusively in The Bachelorette mansion and does shots of flavored vodka off his fellow bros. And don’t even get me started on his last name. More
Topic: Chloe Sevigny
You win, American Horror Story. I am officially scared by you. You do horrible things to innocent people that I would not want to see done to guilty people. You tease me by casting Zachary Quinto and his nice face, and then have him turn out to not be nice at all. You paint quite a dark picture of mental healthcare in the 1960s. And then there’s the Nazi stuff…Jesus Christ! Nevertheless, there were still a few parts of last night’s episode that gave me the giggles. Let’s begin. More
American Horror Story is getting pretty good, you guys. I’m so wrapped up in what happens to all its very doomed characters that their pain is almost not funny to me anymore. Almost. Luckily, there are still lots of LOLZ-worthy moments. Let’s begin. More
“I was lonely and I felt really unattractive,” Hit & Miss star Chloe Sevigny said of being fitted with a prosthetic penis and then having to stare at herself in the mirror. More
Can you believe that Chloë Sevigny is turning 37 today? It seems like only yesterday, she was the subject of a New Yorker profile by Jay McInerney describing her adventures in the downtown club scene, her “it girl” status, and her first movie role in Kids. Since then, she’s matured into a serious, Golden Globe Award winning actress even as she’s remained an icon of bohemian downtown style. Here are some photos of our favorite fashion plate through the years, juxtaposed with quotes from the profile that helped launch her career. More
Satellite TV provider DirecTV may not be known for their original programming, but that could change with the addition of a new British TV show called “Hit and Miss” to their offerings. In this series, Chloë Sevigny stars as a pre-op(!) transsexual named Mia. A pre-up transsexual who also happens to be a hired assassin. Why not? More
Oh, Hollywood gossip; you are so very entertaining. And this is why we love books about you so very much.
Case in point: Infamous Players: A Tale of Movies, the Mob, (and Sex) by former Paramount executive and Variety editor Peter Bart. Due out on May 3, Bart’s behind-the-scenes book posits that the sex scene between actors Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie in the 1973 film Don’t Look Now was, in fact, utterly unsimulated. Sutherland denies the claim, but it’s a fascinating possibility nonetheless. It might surprise you, however, how many mainstream films there are out there that feature actual sex; here, we’ve assembled for your consideration nine of the best: More
Big Love star Chloe Sevigny is preparing to play axe murderer Lizzie Borden for an HBO miniseries — which is a great choice, considering her capacity for portraying deadly, emotionless women. Although screenwriter Bryce Kass is only halfway through the script, Sevigny is committed to the project: She’s even staying at the Lizzie Borden Bed & Breakfast in Fall River, MA, the town where spinster Borden hacked up her father and stepmother in 1892. (Sing the song with me: Lizzie Borden took an axe / Gave her mother 40 whacks / When she saw what she had done / She gave her father 41…) More
Celebrities, they’re just like us: loud, boozy, perpetually posing for their friends’ photos in bars. Terry Richardson brought his camera along for a night with pals, hitting New York hot spots (club promoter Bill Hader has thought of everything!) The Breslin and the Ace Hotel. Check out his documentation of Liv, Chloe, Aziz Ansari, and the rest of them. More
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By now, you may have heard the rumors that indie darling Chloe Sevigny may be dating Jersey Shore cast member Pauly D. (DelVecchio). The couple sat next to each other at a Knicks game last week, and it is common knowledge in America that you must have sex with whoever is sitting closest to you at a sporting event. It’s the law! More
• Chloe Sevigny removes pants for Playboy interview. Also, she finally breaks her long-standing silence on what it’s like to blow Vincent Gallo on film. (Playboy)
• Best end-of-the-year listicle so far? 10 Hottest Vampires of 2010. (Betty Confidential)
Saying we have a style crush on Chloe Sevigny is like saying we have a regular crush on Johnny Depp: it’s so obvious as to be practically redundant. Yet at the same time, we see no reason to deprive you of photos of Chloe’s killer outfits when they’re just a few clicks of our eager fingertips away. So we’re yelling it from the rooftops: we’re in love with Miss Sevigny’s super rad ensembles and we don’t care if you already know that More
Today Vulture wrote a piece calling Notebook star Rachel McAdams the new Julia Roberts, which I guess would usurp Roberts position as “America’s Sweetheart,” a prize which she’s held ever since she pried it from Meg Ryan‘s cold, silicone-infused hands. … More
We love celebrity hipster parodies, as evidenced by our obsession with Elaine Carroll‘s Very Mary-Kate series. But there’s been one New York scenester who has gone unmocked for far too long. God bless the gentleman who donned a wig and … More