Topic: Chloe Moretz

Chloe Moretz And Brooklyn Beckham Are Dating, So Commence Feeling Old

Chloe Moretz And Brooklyn Beckham Are Dating, So Commence Feeling Old

I regret to inform you that Chloe Moretz is reportedly dating Brooklyn Beckham, son of David and Victoria Beckham. I mean, I’m happy for them and everything, but it’s pretty rude of them if you think about it. Because if they’re dating, that means they’re old enough to date, and if they’re old enough to date, that means time is moving a lot faster than I’m comfortable with. More »

Chloe Moretz’s Seventeen Cover Is Either Photoshopped Or She Has A Bobblehead

Chloe Moretz's Seventeen Cover Is Either Photoshopped Or She Has A Bobblehead

I’m no Photoshop expert, but I like to think I have a vague understanding of the human body. And part of that understanding entails people’s heads being directly proportional to their bodies. So when I saw Chloe Moretz on the October cover of Seventeen Magazine, I was like, “Girl, how you get your head so big? And how you get your neck to bend like that? Did somebody run some Photoshop ish all over your picture portraits, or are you a literal bobblehead?” More »

Chloe Moretz Has Sponsored Birthday Party, 16-Year-Old Stars Are Actually Not Like Us

Chloe Moretz Has Sponsored Birthday Party, 16-Year-Old Stars Are Actually Not Like Us

There’s nothing actually “sweet” about a sweet sixteen party. Well, there’s the celebutante version of sweet, the kind of “sweet” where Aeropostale literally rolls out the pink carpet for Chloe Moretz and her sixteenth birthday. But “sweet” in my case, refers to how many of them you can eat before you realize your skin is about to erupt in socially alienating zits. More »