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Gallery: 10 Short Celebrity Marriages More Fascinating Than Kim Kardashian’s

Gallery: 10 Short Celebrity Marriages More Fascinating Than Kim Kardashian's

A lot of people are angry at Kim Kardashian for making a mockery of the institution of marriage for a chance to play princess on television for a day. I would argue that these people are overlooking the true crime committed by Ms. Kardashian: doing it in an ultra-boring way. Over the years, we’ve come to expect crazy short marriages from our celebrities; I would argue that this particular bit of tabloid culture has become an American institution to rival traditional marriage. But we do not want them to be by the books or, even worse, transparently fake. We want them to at least appear to be spontaneous, bizarre, and genuinely pathological. (No, Kim’s pathological need for fame doesn’t count.) Here are ten celebrity couples who did the short marriage thing in a better, crazier, and more entertaining fashion than Kim Kar-snooze-ian and what’s-his-name ever could. More »

Parting Tweet: Cher Has Opinions, Guys

Parting Tweet: Cher Has Opinions, Guys

What’s a “rebulican” and why is it such an asshole? Additionally, what’s spell check and why is it something that every single person should use, always? Furthermore, what’s Twitter and why is music artist Cher using it to spew undecipherable vitriol about politics? Someone, anyone, please answer our questions. More »

Crush Links: Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Hold Hands (!!)

Crush Links: Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Hold Hands (!!)

• Even though How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying got nominated for a Tony, star Daniel Radcliffe got snubbed. Aww! (Uinterview)

Miranda Cosgrove‘s workout playlist includes the Cher classic “Believe,” but we doubt that Cher’s playlist has any of Cosgrove’s hits. (Seventeen)

• According to the rules of fourth-grade romance, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are official: They were caught holding hands as they left the French Ambassador’s party in Washington, D.C. last weekend. (Celebuzz)

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen seeem to have edged out Osama bin Laden‘s death for the cover of Newsweek, in a story about their newest fashion venture, The Row. (Buzznet)

• Here’s your guide to all of the TV season finales — 30 Rock, Glee, Dancing with the Stars — in the next few weeks. (College Candy)

Am I Right Ladies? The Sweet Smell of Celebrity

Am I Right Ladies? The Sweet Smell of Celebrity

I’ve always said if the perfume fits, WEAR IT, amirightladies? Okay, I’ve never said that. But what I have said numerous times to no one in particular (because no one is listening) is that the one thing I love more than pretending I’m a celebrity is smelling like one. Thank God some of the most fabulous famous womyn out there make it easy to bathe in their scent. Let’s honor the memory of the celebrity perfume original gangstress, Elizabeth Taylor, and chat about some of the best fragrances out there. Hiding the smell of sadness is wrong then please don’t tell me otherwise, amirightladies? More »

5 Celebrity Couples Weirder Than Rihanna and Ryan Phillippe

5 Celebrity Couples Weirder Than Rihanna and Ryan Phillippe

The jig is up. Rihanna and Ryan Phillippe have apparently been doing it. And according to Us Weekly, this has been going on for months! How sneaky to not let the nosey gossip world in on such a secret until now. We think Reese Witherspoon is shaking her huge 4-carat diamond engagement ring at you Rihanna…and she is laughing.

I see her now all up on her BBM chatting at Kate Winslet: “Yuck! OMG what a loser, I thought she was smarter than that! Oh well, at least Rihanna is hot.” Then Kate is all: “Oh no! Rihanna has The Herp!” Then they proceed to send :) LoL :D and all those other patronizing BBM acronyms that exist.

But as weird as the temporary coupling of Rihanna and Ryan might be, it’s definitely not the weirdest thing that Hollywood has hurled at us. Let’s take a moment to look at the weirdest bedtime pairings that Hollywood has presented over the last few decades, shall we? More »

2011 Golden Globes Nominees Announced

2011 Golden Globes Nominees Announced

Ricky Gervais is already on tap to host The Golden Globes this January. But the awards committee also scored Katie Holmes and Josh Duhamel to make the nominee announcements this morning. Hott.

Black Swan, Glee, The Social Network and The Kids Are Alright all have multiple nominations. But what are we most excited about?

The fact that Burlesque was nominated for Best Picture. Why? Because that almost guarantees that Cher will show up wearing a see-through dress to the ceremonies. Yesssss. More »