Topic: Chelsea Handler and Dave Salmoni

• Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan. We knew we shouldn’t have given you your license back. How many days has it been since your last “incident” before you clip a mother walking her stroller with your SUV? (RadarOnline)

• Tiger Woods divorce is finalized and Elin Nordegren takes $100 million… (NYDN)

• Just as mistress Rachel Uchitel buys herself a $2 million New York condo. (TMZ)

• How much would you pay for Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu‘s hair? Cuz one strand is currently for sale on Ebay. (Lemondrop)

• Wait…was it Kate Bosworth who cheated on Alexander Skarsgard? Apparently she wasn’t quite over former flame Orlando Bloom. (Perez Hilton)

• Right before her hosting of the VMAs, Chelsea Handler has split from Animal Planet’s Dave Salmoni.

• Breaking Bad star (and Malcolm in the Middle dad) Bryan Cranston will be hosting Saturday Night Live this season. (Wall Street Journal) More »