Topic: charlize-theron

Matthew Morrison Shaves His Head In An Attempt To Capitalize On The Charlize Theron Head Shaving Trend

Matthew Morrison felt so inspired by Charlize Theron’s shear courage (see what I did there? anyone?) that he too grabbed a pair of scissors and chopped off his beautiful blond curls. More »

Charlize Theron Shaved Her Head, But Not Because She Went Crazy

It’s no secret that I adore Charlize Theron. Sure, I didn’t l-o-v-e Snow White and the Huntsman, but I watch the final courtroom scene from North Country whenever it’s on TV. That has to count for something. This devotion to the star is why I was a little taken aback this morning when I saw that my personal Regina George shaved her head like it was no big deal. More »

James Franco Reviews Snow White And The Huntsman, Thinks He’s Smarter Than You

James Franco has been writing little op-ed pieces for The Huffington Post, and his newest one is a review of Snow White and the Huntsman that sounds like something out of a college essay. More »

Everything I Know About The MTV Movie Awards, I Learned From The Red Carpet

Because it wasn’t my turn to take one for the team, I didn’t watch the MTV Movie Awards last night. However, I did watch some photos of people’s outfits on my computer screen, and they’ve already told me more than I need to know about the proceedings. Here’s a sampling of what I think went down, based solely on red carpet photos. More »

I Wish Kristen Stewart Died In Snow White And The Huntsman Instead Of Charlize Theron

Sorry K. Stew. You failed me here. But you know what, it’s not really your fault. The movie’s not designed to show off your acting skills, nor it even designed to make Snow White look good. And before you think it’s a flim about a hunky love triangle, Sam Claflin and Chris Hemsworth don’t win any points either. Hot huntsman be damned. The only person I rooted for during this entire film was Charlize Theron and her portrayal of the evil Queen Raveena. More »

Hard News: Charlize Theron Talks About Michael Fassbender’s Busy Penis

Just when I thought I couldn’t love Charlize Theron anymore, she opens up about her Prometheus co-star Michael Fassbender and his penis. It’s just so lovely to hear a female actress talk so affectionatly about her co-stars genitals during an interview for Snow White and the Huntsman. More »

The Internet’s Dream Come True: Kristen Stewart Reads From Fifty Shades Of Grey As Anastasia Steele

Does Kristen Stewart know that she and her character Bella Swan inspired Anastasia Steele, the heroine of Fifty Shades of Grey? It’s unclear in this video. More »

What Did Chris Hemsworth Do To Piss Off Kristen Stewart In This Photo?

We don’t know why Kristen Stewart is flipping off Chris Hemsworth, but at least it’s an actual facial expression. More »

Someone Call The Police, I Think Mischa Barton Kidnapped A Baby

I’m trying to remain calm as I type this article. But it’s hard to do that when I’m on hold with Detective Benson and Stabler. Mischa Barton is posing on the cover of Twelv Magazine’s debut issue holding a baby. A REAL LIVE NAKED BABY. More »

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If Charlize Theron Likes Kristen Stewart, I Guess I’ll Give Her A Chance

As one of those horrible, horrible people who hate Twilight without ever having read the series or seen any of the movies, I’m anti Kristen Stewart. More »

Listen: ‘Breath Of Life’ Is Florence And The Machine’s Dramatic Contribution To The Snow White And The Huntsman Soundtrack

Snow White and the Huntsman is coming out in just over a month! And as its June 1st release date draws nigh, bits and pieces of the film are falling into place, the latest being an epic song by Florence and the Machine which I suspect will feature prominently on the soundtrack. Click through to listen. More »

Happy 35th Birthday, Michael Fassbender! Here Are Some Things People Have Said About Your Penis

Director Sacha Gervasi, After Seeing Shame

Michael Fassbender and his legendary member both turn 35 today! Let’s celebrate by looking back on what various celebrities and entertainment publications have said about his penis. (To be fair, I hear he’s a pretty good actor, too.) More »

Julia Roberts’ Bad Mirror Mirror Accent Doesn’t Detract From The Movie

Julia Roberts can’t do a convincing non-American accent to save her life. In the case of Mirror Mirror, her uneven Evil Queen accent — narrating as a medieval Brit, then offering snarky asides as, well, Julia Roberts — actually fits with the movie’s anachronistic tone. More »

Charlize Theron Is Crushing On Michael Fassbender’s Penis, While I’m Crushing On Her New Snow White And The Huntsman Trailer

While Charlize’s all over Michael’s penis, I’m all over her. Not only did she crush me with cuteness when she announced her adoption of her baby Jackson last week, but she scarred me for life with her new Snow White and the Huntsman trailer. More »

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