Topic: charlize-theron

Seth MacFarlane And Charlize Theron Ate Sushi Together Because They Like To Confuse Me

Seth MacFarlane And Charlize Theron Ate Sushi Together Because They Like To Confuse Me

The wound is still fresh from the break-up between Seth MacFarlane and Emilia Clarke, and already Seth wants to throw some crazy on it. And it doesn’t sting so much as it confuses. Seth MacFarlane and Charlize Theron were spotted last night leaving a sushi restaurant together. If “together” means purposely walking multiple feet apart. More »

Charlize Theron Might Be A Regina George, But I’ll Gladly Be Her Cady Heron

Charlize Theron Might Be A Regina George, But I’ll Gladly Be Her Cady Heron

In exciting news for the rich fantasy life I lead with Charlize Theron, she turns 37 today. While in “reality” I have no idea how she’s celebrating the big 3-7, I know in my heard we’re grabbing lychee martinis at Hollywood hot spots and reminiscing about our vacay (she loves when I abbrev words) to a secret Mexican village that only celebrities know about. Obviously, everyone’s paying attention to us because we can’t stop laughing (her impressions of Sandra Bullock are priceless!) and because she’s beautiful. More »