Topic: charlie sheen

Charlie Sheen Rants About Phil Robertson, Forgets His Own Moral Compass Points South

Charlie Sheen Rants About Phil Robertson, Forgets His Own Moral Compass Points South

Sigh.  I could have easily lived the rest of my life without knowing about Phil Robertson‘s very serious preference for vaginal intercourse.  Really.  I never once asked myself what the cast of Duck Dynasty may think about my ladyjunk or looked to them for political or religious guidance in any way, so I certainly never considered Charlie Sheen‘s opinion on Phil Robertson’s opinion. More »

Pee Wee Herman And 8 Other Stars Who’ve Had Sexual Brushes With The Law

Pee Wee Herman And 8 Other Stars Whoâve Had Sexual Brushes With The Law

It’s always such a shock when a celebrity gets in trouble with the law, but when it’s for something sexual, it’s even weirder. We have such a specific idea about who these famous people are, that any deviation from that is really confusing and fascinating at the least, and disturbing and devastating at worst. To me, at least. So today, in honor of Paul Reubens‘ birthday and my crappy attitude, let’s just go all out and discuss his sexual brush with the law, and nine other celebrities who have found themselves in similarly compromising legal situations. More »

The Machete Kills Trailer Stars Every Controversial Celebrity Ever

The Machete Kills Trailer Stars Every Controversial Celebrity Ever

Imagine a world in which Charlie Sheen is the president. In which Sofia Vergara has nipple guns. In which Jessica Alba is actually given a movie role. And then imagine that there’s a movie director out there who’s actually still expecting you to watch that nonsense, and you have a pretty good idea what Robert Rodriguez is presenting in the new Machete Kills trailer. More »

10 Things I Hope Happen During Lindsay Lohan’s First Post-Rehab Outing

10 Things I Hope Happen During Lindsay Lohan's First Post-Rehab Outing

We now know that she’ll be present at the Venice Film Festival this August when her film The Canyons (co-starring porn star James Deen) premieres. What will happen? Will rehab have changed her? Will she be the same ol’ LiLo? I’ve put together a list of a few things I’d like to see happen at this newly announced post-rehab outing. I believe all of them are extremely likely. I’m not saying they’re all gonna definitely happen, except that I am. More »