Topic: Channing Tatum

10 Dark Horse Candidates For People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

10 Dark Horse Candidates For People's 'Sexiest Man Alive'

So it’s pretty much guaranteed at this point that Channing Tatum is going to be People‘s “Sexiest Man Alive,” because he starred in a movie about male strippers and has muscles. Personally, I think he looks like a big, bumpy, beady eyed jock who I would not like to have sex with,* but People is entitled to its opinion. That said, I reserve the right to talk about who People could have chosen, had they any taste or imagination. Here are ten dark horse candidates I wouldn’t mind seeing on that cover.

*I’m sure he’s a really nice person and I feel bad for judging his looks but you took it there, People.  More »

Screw Brangelina, Let’s Talk About Some Of The Most Underrated Celebrity Couples

Screw Brangelina, Let's Talk About Some Of The Most Underrated Celebrity Couples

I’ve never liked Brangelina and I can’t tell you how many effs I don’t give for what they are doing with themselves and their infinite wealth. Yes, their wealth is infinite. Know why? Because people keep giving them so much dang attention. There are others too. Answer me this: how over hearing that Selena and Justin really did break up this time are you, on a scale of the moon to the top? I’m about maxed out. Let’s talk about some couples who are not only way more awesome, but aren’t such attention hogs. More »