It might have slipped your mind in the midst of all the nude photo drama this weekend, but I’ll go ahead and remind you that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are now married. They tied the knot last weekend in France with all 87 of their kids present. (Scratch that, I’m now being told they only have six kids. Easy mistake to make.) More
Topic: Celebrity Weddings
Break out your breaking news party hats, because it finally happened, everybody! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, better known as the single very attractive entity Brangelina, are now officially married after nine years as a couple, six children together, and two years of engagement. More
Last night Kim Kardashian went on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and if you can believe it, she is still talking about her wedding to Kanye West, even though at this point their marriage has lasted even longer than her previous one. But there are impractical place settings to discuss! More
Congratulations to Naya Rivera on getting married over the weekend. Upon first hearing that news, I thought, “Oh right, I forgot she was engaged to Big Sean.” But then I did five double takes upon remembering that yes, she was engaged to Big Sean, but they broke it off in April. So who the hell did she marry?! More
Let’s just get a slow clap going for Adam Levine, because he managed to be a complete Turd Ferguson about his own wedding – and what an accomplishment! Seriously, I think Merriam Webster should just go ahead and slap “see: Adam Levine” right next to the word “douche bag.” More
Jessica Simpson finally married Eric Johnson this past Saturday after having fifteen children with him out of wedlock. Wait, what’s that? They only have two? How is that possible when she so clearly doesn’t know what birth control is? More
In “WTF were these people doing at the same wedding, let alone in the same room, let alone closer than ten miles apart?” news, Justin Bieber shared an Instagram video of Tom Hanks dancing at Scooter Braun’s wedding this weekend. More
In a world where the Kardashians exist, it can be pretty shocking when a celebrity is able to do something — especially something as big as getting married — in private. Shouldn’t there be, like, ten helicopters full of cameramen capturing every angle possible? And shouldn’t the couple be live-tweeting everything that happens, from hair and makeup to the weird uncle’s embarrassing speech? More
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Guys. GUYS. The invitations to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding have gone out, and because this is Kimye we’re talking about, obviously one of them leaked. More
For anyone who was hoping that two of the Olsens were going to have a double wedding full of love and twin themes and more love, I regret to inform you that your hopes have been dashed to pieces by Elizabeth Olsen, who just rejected that idea hard. More
If you, like me, sometimes have trouble separating out actor Aaron Paul from his drug dealing character on Breaking Bad, here is the story of how he got engaged to his fiance Lauren Parsekian. In a word: just like in the movies! (The happy ones.) More
How selfless Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are! They could get hitched at their house in France, but they’ve decided to give the New Orleans economy a shot in the arm by gracing the city with their nuptials. More
On TV, Ken Baumann plays Secret Life of the American Teenager‘s perpetually engaged Ben. In real life, the 22-year-old just got hitched… to one of the girls from Superbad, no less! More