Topic: celebrity-kids

Neil Patrick Harris Posts A Video Of His Kids Singing ‘Jingle Bells’ Because He Wants Us To Die Of Cuteness

Neil Patrick Harris Posts A Video Of His Kids Singing 'Jingle Bells' Because He Wants Us To Die Of Cuteness

I’m really starting to suspect that Neil is waging cuteness warfare on the general public, using his children as cuteness weapons. I don’t know what his reasons are, but I don’t think he’s giving up any time soon. The Halloween photos were just the beginning. Things are escalating. The White House might have to step in and take the iPhone away from him. More »

David Arquette’s Gift For His Daughter Seems Kind Of Excessive, And By Kind Of I Mean Very

David Arquette's Gift For His Daughter Seems Kind Of Excessive, And By Kind Of I Mean Very

‘Tis the season for celebrities to spend ridiculous amounts of money on impractical gifts for their children! I wasn’t expecting one of the first offenders this year to be David Arquette, however. That’s mostly because I don’t really expect anything of David Arquette, since I never see him or think about him. But I am now, because I’m gonna go ahead and declare his recent gift for his daughter with ex-wife Courteney Cox to be excessive. More »

Ashton Kutcher Compares His Baby To A Cell Phone, And It’s Weirdly Accurate

Ashton Kutcher Compares His Baby To A Cell Phone, And It's Weirdly Accurate

Apparently he and Mila Kunis are taking care of her all by themselves, without a nanny, which prompted glowing praise from Ellen and applause from the audience. I don’t really think taking care of your child without help should be applauded. What I do think should be applauded, however, is Ashton’s explanation of what it’s like to have a newborn baby. More »

Jason Sudeikis Almost Missed The Birth Of His Baby Because He Was At A Bar, So That’s Nice

Jason Sudeikis Almost Missed The Birth Of His Baby Because He Was At A Bar, So That's Nice

Jason Sudeikis and his fiancee Olivia Wilde have a baby son named Otis who was born this past April. Earlier this week Jason stopped by The Late Show With David Letterman and shared the story of Otis’ birth. He almost didn’t get to see that birth happen, and that’s because he was at a bar. After he went to Taco Bell. I really can’t decide which one is the more embarrassing excuse. More »

17 Photos Of Fame-Hungry Celebrities And Their Kids At Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

17 Photos Of Fame-Hungry Celebrities And Their Kids At Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

It’s that time of year again! The leaves are falling, the temperatures have dropped, we’re all digging into our Halloween candy that’s supposed to be for the trick-or-treaters. (Oh, is that just me?) But let’s not forget the most exciting part of the season — all of the fame-hungry celebrity parents taking their kids to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood to get their picture taken. More »

North Painted A Designer Bag For Kim Kardashian’s Birthday, And She Thought It Was A ‘New Artist’

North Painted A Designer Bag For Kim Kardashian's Birthday, And She Thought It Was A 'New Artist'

Remember when you were a kid and you’d paint a picture for your mom’s birthday? You usually did those paintings on paper, right? Not on a designer handbag? Okay, just checking, because my memory’s a little fuzzy and I don’t personally remember any handbag-painting in my childhood. But North West will when she’s older. More »

Fergie Shows Ellen Pictures Of Her Son Axl, Who Is So Cute It Should Be Illegal

Fergie Shows Ellen Pictures Of Her Son Axl, Who Is So Cute It Should Be Illegal

I try not to play favorites with celebrity children, because they’re all sweet and adorable and dress way, way better than I ever will. But there are some celebrity kids who are just so cute I can’t figure out how it’s even allowed. Like, how has no one written up a law prohibiting such adorableness from gracing our television and computer screens? One of those kids is Axl Jack Duhamel, son of Fergie and Josh Duhamel. More »