The Expendables 2 comes out this weekend, and while I’m sure it’s a great action flick full of car chases and explosions, I can’t help thinking some of its stars are looking a little long in the tooth. I mean, how many times can you rip a Sylvester Stallone character out of retirement to perform some crazy-dangerous caper until he’s like “Jesus Christ, I’m 66. Leave me to my Matlock and prunes!” It’s with that in mind that I’ve come up with some suggestions for people to take the place of Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Willis, and all the other action stars who seem like they could use a rest. It’s not that we want some taut, fresh, young beefcake to ogle while things are blowing up, honest….we just think someone else deserves a turn. More
Well in exciting news for people who love ambiguity and confusion, Fifty Shades of Grey producer Dana Brunetti tweeted out the news today that Emma Watson will NOT be playing Anastasia Steele. Nor will Emma Roberts, Elizabeth Olsen, Debra Messing, Blue Ivy or the ghost of Martha Washington. That’s right. Everything you think you know about about Fifty Shades of Grey casting is wrong. More
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Last night, I saw a post in my Facebook feed that was blowing up with “likes” and “ouhfsghojeq!”s. The post was about the hilarious comedienne Kate McKinnon‘s appointment as Saturday Night Live‘s newest cast member. Apparently, I have some friends in common with her, so basically, in internet terms, we are total BFFs who braid each other’s hair on the regs. Here are five facts about her from someone who kind of, sort of, almost knows her. More
Let’s get this out of the way: the 1976 horror film Carrie is a perfect movie that does not need to be re-made. But if MGM must insist on doing so, they could certainly do worse that to cast 15-year-old actress Chloe Moretz in the lead role. Which they have. More
Following her hospitalization for “exhaustion,” Demi Moore has reportedly been replaced in the role of feminist leader Gloria Steinem in 70s porn biopic Lovelace by fellow ageless beauty Mary-Louise Parker. Was this a good casting choice? More
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Ryan Murphy tells THR how the two winners and two runners-up from The Glee Project will interact with New Directions — some as allies, some as enemies. Spoilers for new characters, but nothing that will ruin season 3 for you. More
Brad Pitt has something of a “finders, keepers” thing going on with several upcoming film projects: Just because his production company Plan B picks up a project, doesn’t mean that Pitt is the best choice for the lead role. He’s matched himself to the unlikely part of the narrator of World War Z, and now the Latino priest from The Sparrow. More