This bunny was born near Japan’s Fukushima power plant. He also has no ears. We’re not really sure if these two facts are connected or just coincidence, but one thing IS for sure: Having no ears does not make this bunny any less cute. Let’s have a shout out for the world’s first X-Bunny.
Happy Sunday! More
• Members present: Energizer Bunny, Nesquik Bunny, Trix Rabbit, Playboy Bunny, Easter Bunny
• Meeting called to order at 8:10 P.M. Ten minutes were allowed for snacks and immediate trips to the bathroom.
• Motion to allow Bugs Bunny into the union, finally: Motion denied, 4 to 1 (Energizer just has a thing for stuttering.)
• Vote: Baby carrots or Budweiser for the next meeting? Verdict: Budweiser.
Address by union president Trix Rabbit:
Thank you all for coming out. As you know, these meetings can be kind of boring, especially with our rabbit’s attention spans, but it’s very important that we continue to stand together. Nesquik, I know it’s especially hard for you to leave the house after dark these days.
Nesquik Bunny: It’s the fucking diabetes. Exhausting.
I wouldn’t know. First off, I have some bad news. Frank, the rabbit from Donnie Darko has passed away. Auto-erotic asphyxiation, investigations of suicide. I hope you’ll all put aside your feelings about the film, whatever they may be, and send your condolences to Frank’s widow, Zsa Zsa Gabor. More
Let’s try to imagine some other fun titles for this Javier Lovera nightmare photograph: More
Ever since we saw that video of those two bunnies in fast food cups this week, we’ve had one thought on our mind: how many more adorable animals were hiding out from us, like some sick, dementedly cute form of the puzzles you’d find in the back of Crickets? Imagine if, when opening your toilet you found not a disgusting water bug, but a friggin’ kitten? Omg. Cutest infestation ever! More
Foxes, bunnies and bears, oh my! No one is advocating getting lost in the woods, but if we were out hiking and ran into one of these cute little critters, we wouldn’t go sprinting in the other direction. At least … More