Topic: brooke mueller

Crush Links: Brooke Mueller Charged For Coke Possession

Crush Links: Brooke Mueller Charged For Coke Possession

• Even though Ryan Phillipe was considering moving to television, after his guest spot on Damages he’s now backed out of his new project, Golden Boy. (Lainey Gossip)

• Seal explains his openness about his split with Heidi Klum: He wanted to give fans the explanation they deserve. (Have U Heard)

• Brooke Mueller has been charged with cocaine possession with intent to distribute. You know what’s funny? Prosecutors have charged her as having more than 4 grams of coke and less than 4 grams, to cover their behinds depending on what the actual measurement is. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Rumor has it that Brad Pitt lost his iPhone at the BAFTAs… and it contains hot photos of Angelina Jolie. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Here’s a look at Wolfgang Puck‘s Oscars menu. Eat like the stars! (The Stir)

• Jennifer Aniston finally got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (Have U Heard)

• Check out Beyoncé in a studded corset as part of the House of Deréon’s Spring 2012 lookbook. (Celebuzz)

The Women We Want to See on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen

The Women We Want to See on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen

Comedy Central has released the first round of roasters for the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen, and while it’s an eclectic group, we’re wondering why no ladies made the first cut. Among the group, you’ve got got Mike Tyson, TMZ’s Harvey Levin joining Roast Master Seth MacFarlane. But Charlie obviously touched (literally and figuratively) a lot of women — so here are the ones we’d like to see take the stage. More »

Crush Links: An Eye for an Eye, a Drug for a Drug

Crush Links: An Eye for an Eye, a Drug for a Drug

• Bummed that Bret Michaels‘ cruise got cancelled? You can dry your tears onboard the Backstreet Boys‘ boat, setting out this December! (The Frisky)

• Anna Wintour gave Hugh Jackman‘s one-man show a standing ovation… which apparently makes him a shoo-in for Broadway. (Lainey Gossip)

• Now here’s a scary future: By the time celebrity offspring may want to run for office, their wacko names may not sound so weird anymore. (YourTango)

• You know how vaccines are made of the viruses they’re supposed to cure? Brooke Mueller is taking a drug called ibogaine to cure her heroin addiction. Wtf? (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Kris Jenner celebrates Kim Kardashian‘s upcoming nuptials by getting a facelift. Oh, this world we live in. (Betty Confidential)

Crush Links: We Guess Casey Anthony’s Only Hot If She’s Guilty?

Crush Links: We Guess Casey Anthony's Only Hot If She's Guilty?

• According to music fan/singles site Tastebuds.fm, Adele devotees are most likely to find love. (The Frisky)

• Now that Casey Anthony has been pronounced not guilty, Vivid Entertainment has awkwardly withdrawn its offer for her to star in a porn film. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Mortals, never fear: Awful hair also happens to hot ladies like Selena Gomez and Alicia Keys. (Celebuzz)

• Blair Waldorf has a new idol to impress/overthrow: Elizabeth Hurley will play a sexy media mogul on season 5 of Gossip Girl. (People)

• Brooke Mueller threatens to sue if anyone mentions her at Charlie Sheen‘s roast. But if she doesn’t make it into any jokes, then we’ll forget she even exists! (YourTango)

Barbara Walters Isn’t Buying Paris Hilton’s Reformed Act, and Neither Am I

Barbara Walters Isn't Buying Paris Hilton's Reformed Act, and Neither Am I

Paris Hilton has a new reality show coming out, and she’s doing pre-premiere interviews to try and rehabilitate her image. The show, The World According to Paris, airs on the Oxygen network and purports to show a kinder, gentler side of Ms. Hilton even though in the show’s first episode (which aired yesterday), she strips down to almost nothing and gets in the bathtub and then stands around in nothing but a towel while she chats with her mom, Kathy Hilton. The episode also featured Paris’ new bestie and recent Charlie Sheen ex-wife Brooke Mueller, who has been in rehab recently. More »

Crush Links: You Can’t Keep Paris Hilton Away from a Camera

Crush Links: You Can't Keep Paris Hilton Away from a Camera

• Think Lady Gaga is all swagger? The superstar breaks down in a backstage clip from HBO’s upcoming documentary: “I sometimes still feel like a loser kid in high school.” (Celebuzz)

• Now that her character has left House, Amber Tamblyn has extra time on her hands to judge your poetry offerings. You have until April 30 to submit for a chance to see your poem published in BUST Magazine. (Buzznet)

• Kim G. from The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub‘s crony) told the New York Post that she spent the weekend making out with Michael Lohan in Florida. Excuse us for a minute… (The Frisky)

• After trying The Simple Life and searching for her BFF, Paris Hilton is returning to reality TV with the series The World According to Paris. Viewers get to vicariously enjoy her and (conveniently-timed) friend Brooke Mueller‘s Hollywood adventures. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Like Vanessa Hudgens‘ orange tee from Coachella? You can get it for the shockingly low price of $35. (Betty Confidential)

Sweet Repeat: Brooke Mueller’s Got Some Crazy Intense Eyes

Sweet Repeat: Brooke Mueller's Got Some Crazy Intense Eyes
We're going to say they're natually intense, heightened by a substance bump.
Extreme eye contact.
Brooke's mugshot.
Sideways smoldering.
Goodness.

Brooke Mueller, the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen is currently in rehab seeking treatment for years of drug addiction. Her twins, toddlers Bob and Max, are in the seemingly capable hands of Brooke’s folks in Palm Beach, Florida. How necessary is this arrangement? If we’re going by the intensity of Brooke’s eyes of late, we’re going to say that treatment’s a pretty good idea.
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Infographic: Six Degrees of ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’

Infographic: Six Degrees of 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills'

Sometimes it seems like Hollywood is a small town. And nowhere is that easier to illustrate than on Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The six cast members aren’t just connected to each other – within several degrees, they’re connected to everyone from Charlie Sheen to Kim Kardashian to Elvis Presley. With assistance from illustrator Ben Schwartz, we’ve mapped it all out for you. More »

Fan Fiction: Charlie Sheen’s Etiquette Tips For Crackheads

Fan Fiction: Charlie Sheen’s Etiquette Tips For Crackheads


Dear Charlie: How do you know when you’ve stopped being able to manage your crack addiction socially?

Are you high right now? If so, how high? Are you on a first name and age/sex/location basis with Ruby, the Jamaican Cedars-Sinai emergency room night nurse? Are your pants on? Are you caught in the middle of a love-octagon that boasts three porn stars, a hooker and Japanese sex doll? Do your own children get the shakes and start to cry when they see you? No? Then you’re probably fine. Or not. I dunno, ask Dr. Drew. More »

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