Topic: britney spears

Britney Spears Quit The X Factor And Her Fiance In The Same Day

Hold on to your umbrellas, folks, because Britney Spears may have lost her marbles once again: Britney and her fiance, Jason Trawick, have officially called it quits. More »

Britney Spears Is Probably Getting Fired From X Factor, Ya’ll

Ain’t nobody never told Britney Spears that if you want to stay on television, you gotta stay crazy? More »

Oops She Did It Again: Britney Spears Cheated On A Federline With Another Federline

You cheated on Kevin Federline…with someone that looks exactly like Kevin Federline? Really Britney? More »

I Wish You A Merry Deadpan Christmas, And A Happy Daria New Year

All I want for Christmas is for New Year’s to hurry up and get here already. More »

Get To Know 13-Year-Old X Factor Star Carly Rose Sonenclar Before She Gets Famous

Even though I don’t tune into The X Factor every single week, I still feel confident saying that Carly Rose Sonenclar should win this season. More »

Celebrity Lookalikes: This Britney Spears Impersonator Gets All Of Britney’s Glamour Without That Shaved Head Nonsense

When Britney Spears goes crazy, Michaela Weeks doesn’t get paid. But when Brit’s on top, Michaela’s raking in $483,000. Don’t believe us? Check out this video. More »

10 Ways Britney Spears Should Celebrate Her 31st Birthday Today

Happy 31st birthday to Britney Spears, the former Princess of Pop and the reigning Queen of Gnawed Cuticles. Here are ten ideas of how to celebrate! More »

Taylor Swift Could Buy Ten New Crappy Boyfriends With The $57 Million She Made This Year

Taylor Swift is the world’s 8th highest earning musician in 2012 after making $57 million this year. I’m thinking she should take that money and invest it into a new crappy boyfriend or ten to write a song about. More »

The Seven Redeeming Qualities Of Britney Spears’ New Video With Will.i.am

So Britney Spears has a new single out in conjunction with Will.i.am of The Black Eyed Peas, and it is predictably shiteous. The music video is also pretty hard to get through, mainly because it has the song playing in it the whole time. More »

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Video: Newly Single Justin Bieber Sings Justin Timberlake’s ‘Cry Me A River’ At Concert

How ironic that Justin Bieber used to hate being compared to Justin Timberlake… More »

Lucky Magazine Is Sorry About That Britney Spears Cover

As previously reported, Lucky Magazine ran with a wack ass image of Britney Spears for their November cover. However, in a rare moment of self-awareness, the glossy mag has since recognized the cover’s wackassery and issued an apology to those who were disappointed she didn’t look more, um, Britney-like. More »

Britney Spears And Christina Aguilera Now Competing For Title Of ‘Most Photoshopped’

Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera have long competed for various titles (“perkiest teen pop star,” “best singing competition reality show judge,” “most boners given to middle aged men without showing nipple or vag”), but now, they’re competing for the most dubious title of them all: “most ridiculously altered promotional photo.” More »

All Of The Cryfaces From Last Night’s Tearful Episode Of The X-Factor

Last night’s elimination-heavy episode of The X Factor contained even more tears than usual. There were tears of joy, tears of sadness, and even some tears of judgment from judge Demi Lovato. Let’s get to it. More »

The Infamous Britney Spears Head-Shaving Incident, Explained — And It Has To Do With Meth

Even though this is completely unsubstantiated, it’s the best theory we’ve heard yet for Britney Spears‘ erratic behavior in 2007! More »

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