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The blogs are freaking out today over news that Nicole Richie has gotten breast implants. Her boobs used to be small, you see, and then they got a little bit bigger. Clearly, this must be a sign of foul play. More
The Hills star Audrina Patridge is still denying that she’s gotten breast implants, using the really unconvincing argument that she suffers from a medical condition that makes her breasts different sizes. In her own words:
“Well, see I have this chest problem. My bone right here, it’s higher on this side? It’s pectoralis something, so I’ve always struggled with that. You could see they look different sizes all the time.”
Hard to interpret, right? More
Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to have KKK cups. A Brazilian woman named Sheyla Hershey, who claimed to have the world’s largest breasts, has fallen into a coma following her second suicide attempt. (NYDN)
• Chad Ochocinco gets naked for PETA, but is still holding a leather football? Okay. (The Frisky)
• What kind of OCD trophy wife needs to stay awake during her breast implants? “No, I said a little more to the left! My left, you idiots!” (The Gloss)
• Kim Kardashian‘s ad for the Keep A Child Alive foundation is downright scary. You still look good Kim, get out of that coffin! (Buzzfeed)
• Fox makes it official: “Man goes blind from having sex.” We thought it was just masturbation that did that? (Fox News) More
Today’s Controversy of the Day: A pair of twin brother plastic surgeons in the U.K. are offering a breast implant alternative that sounds like a miracle cure. By liposuctioning fat from the stomach, mixing it with stem cells, and injecting … More
Paris Hilton reportedly was interested in breast implants, but then backed away from the idea. Her mom Kathy Hilton ratted her out, saying “At one point she was like ‘I wanna do this and that, I’m so flat!’ but then … More
