They’re moving the worst people on TV to the worst state in the country. Like everything else TLC does, it’s evil and genius and it’s therefore going to be a hit. More
Topic: Breaking Amish
Not to be outdone by TLC or Discovery, the network premiered An Amish Murder last night. It was based on a book titled Sworn to Silence. Even a melodramatic title like that wasn’t good enough for Lifetime. Since the movie’s IMDB page still calls it Sworn to Silence,
I know I’m guessing it was a last-minute change to pick up on the Amish trend. More
There’s nothing trendier than the Amish right now. From your closet to your kitchen, there’s no harm in sprinkling a little more Amish into your life. Need a finishing touch for your outfit? How about a bonnet! Looking to add a little pizzazz into your dinner? How about cooking it over a wood stove! Craving a hit show for your network’s line-up? Cast a few Amish folk! More
Either this show’s completely scripted or the people on this show are the worst mafia members in the history of mafias. They make more rookie mistakes than Henry Rowengartner inÂ Rookie of the Year — and as the title suggest he was ROOKIE OF THE YEAR. More
Any true TVÂ enthusiastÂ has stumbled upon TLC programming at some point during a game of TV guide roulette. It usually starts as one click, just the first few minutes, just to see how it feels. Then hours later you’re sucked into a TV marathon of greatness, trying to figure where all of Sunday went. More
Today we’re introducing the first ever Crushable Celebrity Pity List — celebrating everyone who’s done something this year that didn’t result in them getting arrested. In a place as twisted as Hollywood, that’s an impressive achievement in itself. More
The upcoming TV special Best FuneralÂ EverÂ exists. In real life. You’re not dreaming right now. This isn’t an acid trip gone awry. More
Like a NYC club created from a nightmare Stefon once had, this show has everything a TV enthusiast could want: suspenders, Mennonite men living among the Amish, guns, buggy crashes, scandalous affairs and a shady barn where business goes down.
Just when I thought TLC couldn’t bring us one more jam-packed amazing show before the end of 2012, they announce that they’ll be airing a special calledÂ Secrets of a Trophy Wife thisÂ Saturday. More
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Thanksgiving â€”Â a day to be (extra) thankful for the delicious food on your plate and your loving friends and family. If weâ€™re being honest here (and I hope we are) itâ€™s also a time when those same friends and family can drive you absolutely crazy. To keep you from carving away at something (or someone) other than the bird on your table, hereâ€™s your very own Thanksgiving TV guide. More
The cast of Breaking AmishÂ can twist the truth as much at they want now that the show’s over, but it still doesn’t mean what they’re saying makes any sense More
The Amish Church doesn’t acknowledge their existence, and yet they’ll let a camera crew document their vigilante work? We call bullshit. (But we’re also hooked.) More
Just when I thought I had everyone on Breaking AmishÂ figured out, Rebecca Byler drops the fact that she has a baby girl during the season finale. Sure we found out a few episodes ago that she’s a divorced lady, but she conveniently left out the fact that she’s also a mother. A MOTHER! That’s a huge detail about someone. More
God bless the angels who traveled from Heaven to TLC to grace us with the most wonderful TV shows ever created. More