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Just when I thought I had everyone on Breaking Amish figured out, Rebecca Byler drops the fact that she has a baby girl during the season finale. Sure we found out a few episodes ago that she’s a divorced lady, but she conveniently left out the fact that she’s also a mother. A MOTHER! That’s a huge detail about someone. More
God bless the angels who traveled from Heaven to TLC to grace us with the most wonderful TV shows ever created. More
For the first time all season I feel like we’re finally seeing real drama go down. Sure they’re still working off of a script and sure Abe’s hunky-dory-golly-gosh attitude is still driving me up the wall, but I think the fights are real and I think the tears are real. And if that’s not the reason to watch reality TV, then I’ve been doing it wrong for years. More
Angry Sidenote: WAS EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW MARRIED BEFORE THIS? More
Are you looking for a cheap Halloween costume idea that’s not only relevant to 2012, but also easy to put together? Well, look no further than the fine programming at TLC. More
Breaking Amish continues to be full of more secrets and more mysteries than every single Boxcar Children book combined. More
Last night Breaking Amish turned into every hot tub scene from every season of Real World. Everyone’s hooking up with everyone and it won’t be long before someone loses it and cries uncontrollably over all the scripted drama. More
Jeremiah angrily explains the “Bros before Hos” code to Abe. He’s just so annoyed he even has to explain this to Abe at all because it’s so obvious. But it all goes over Abe’s head. Mostly because he’s probably thinking about bros versus gardening hoes. And aren’t those actually two things that go together? How can you hoe without a bro? More
Looks like the scriptwriters over at Breaking Amish headquarters realized their show needed more drama, more sex and more crazy eyes. Because everyone knows that no reality show’s complete until someone suffers from a televised mental breakdown. More
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On last night’s 19 Kids and Counting, Jana spent ten days in Michigan doing missionary training for the Journey to the Heart retreat. This was her chance to escape! More
Just when I started feeling safe living in New York City, Breaking Amish reminds me that Satan lives here. No matter where you live in the city and where you go, Satan will always be with you. Sometimes he poses as the hot dog vendor with hot dogs that smell too good to be true and other times he poses as the TLC camera crew. And sometimes, when he’s feeling especially vindictive, he’s just the pigeon that craps on you while you’re walking to work. Oh Satan! More
Well, looks like TLC heard about these rumors and decided to address them — and they decided to address them somewhat vaguely in a statement from the network More
Like freshmen in college, they’re going to go to the extremes trying to prove how mature they are — and if they’re anything like the college freshmen I know, they won’t stop until someone gets their stomach pumped out on Halloween while dressed as a slutty cupcake. More
After writing about the premiere of Breaking Amish, I started hearing from others that some of the people featured on the show allegedly left their Amish and Mennonite roots a long time before the show would have you believe. That by the time they put on their Amish clothes, it was more like putting on a costume — rather than a daily routine. More
