Topic: Breaking Amish

Abe’s Mother Is Actually Attempting A Reality TV Star Career On Breaking Amish

Abe's Mother Is Actually Attempting A Reality TV Star Career On Breaking Amish

I think it’s fair to say that there’s no character on TV right now more complex than Abe’s mother on Breaking Amish. Not only does her reason for being on the show make absolutely no sense, but her acting skills leave much to be desired. Hence why she’ll soon be America’s new favorite reality star! Okay, maybe not soon. And maybe not favorite, but she’s going to be a reality star on this season of Breaking Amish, come hell or high water or SHUNNING. More »

In Honor Of The Return Of Breaking Amish, Let’s Talk About All The Times They Broke The Truth

In Honor Of The Return Of Breaking Amish, Let's Talk About All The Times They Broke The Truth

Did you know that Breaking Amish returns this very Sunday. Yep, that’s right. All your favorite former Amish kids (and their token Mennonite friend) are back to test our Internet stalking skills again with their Florida spin-off, Breaking Amish: Brave New World. As if the show wasn’t already a complete shitshow, they’re going to Florida. Ten bucks says Jeremiah convinces Abe to wrestle an alligator during the premiere. More »