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This past weekend, Paris Hilton made her DJing debut at Pop Music Festival in Sao Paulo, Brazil, where she managed to bomb hard enough to get the normally friendly citizens of techno town to boo her. They didn’t do it to be mean; they did it because she basically begged them to. Nobody on ecstasy is ever mean just for fun. More
Miley Cyrus got her sixth tattoo yesterday at a parlor in Brazil. There are no images of the final product, and neither the starlet or the tattoo artist will speak about the ink, but Miley apparently told the artist to design something that reminded her of a safe place. We’re sure photos of the new wrist tat will surface soon enough. In the meantime, here’s a guide to the rest of the pop star’s tattoos. More
I don’t know much about Brazil, since I have never been there. But based on what I’ve seen from movies, it’s a Orwellian totalitarian state where Robert DeNiro fixes your pipes. J/k, Carnival is in Brazil! The whole country just wants to have fun, and they even elected an illiterate clown (not like our last president, but like an actual clown) into Congress this September. Unfortunately, some buzzkills were trying to rain on the parade and prevent someone who could not read or write from taking a federal job. More
