The Rachel Zoe Project had its fifth season premiere last night on Bravo, and it was everything. It was major and bananas and I. Died. But then I came back to life so I could give you this recap. It was an amazing feat, and you should be very grateful that I did it. More
I watched LA Shrinks last night. All I have to say about that is wow. Bravo’s getting increasingly better at creating cringeworthy TV shows that border on being an extended Saturday Night Live sketch. More
Those ladies on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills better get a time machine and go back and start retroactively flipping some tables to spice up the season, because it’s looking like unless your name is Brandi Glanville, or Lisa Vanderpump, your job is in danger. More
I’ve said it before, but I honestly don’t think Kenya Moore can get any crazier than she was last night on The Real Housewives of Atlanta More
I’m starting to worry for my sanity, you guys. I’ve been watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and I think it has officially caught me in its tricksy web, because I’m starting to buy into Kenya Moore‘s particular brand of crazy. More
“She goes, ‘What’s up?’ I go, ‘What do you mean? The hurricane, man. Everyone’s out here.’ She goes, ‘Are you here by yourself?’ I go, ‘Yeah.’ She goes, ‘How embarrassing.’” Never change, Lindsay. More
When Andy Cohen asked Lauren Conrad if she were scared to come to the clubhouse, she responded, “I wasn’t scared, but my publicist was like, ‘Don’t fire me after!’” Plus, find out which Real Housewives beauty procedures she actually does. More
The Real Housewives of New York City reunion was last night, and we’ve still yet to see a glimpse of Sonja Morgan‘s mythical toaster oven. The anticipation is, if not killing me, then certainly annoying me slightly. More
Last night’s episode of Gallery Girls completely changed the way I felt about everyone on the show. Not only did I start feeling sympathy pangs for Amy Poliakoff (once my archiest of arch-enemies), but I got the feeling that Chantal Chadwick experienced some kind of epiphany that made her suddenly understand empathy. More
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Despite the lavishly decorated rent-free apartments, the loving families and the friends who find you venues for your last minute photography show despite your unappreciative attitude, the Gallery Girls live a life of misery. The moral of this episode seemed to be just because my life looks better than yours and I act like it’s better than yours, doesn’t mean’t that I don’t have my own first world problems. More
Sometimes you just have to worry about Teresa Giudice. She’s so in denial about her horrible husband that it actually scares me. More
Since I’m planning on hate-watching Gallery Girls all season long, I’m taking all you wonderful people along for the ride. We’re going to have so much fun discussing art work. Especially art work sold in high-end clothing stores on the Lower East Side. If anyone would like to go on a field trip with me to go shopping at End of Century, just let me know. I saved up enough money to bail myself out of jail after I get arrested for punching Chantal Chadwick in the face. More
The show is a train wreck for almost every single person involved. And I’m proud to say I just bought my monthly pass so I can ride it all season long. More