Topic: Brangelina

Brangelina’s Kids Are Selena Gomez Fans, Let’s Draw Up The Adoption Papers

Brangelina's Kids Are Selena Gomez Fans, Let's Draw Up The Adoption Papers

So it turns out Brangelina’s kids are Selenators. I would have never guessed. Given their fancy, cultured upbringing, I figured they’d be crazy fans of Yo-Yo Ma or Dame Judi Dench. They’d be Yo Mamas or Dentures, you know? Not that Selena Gomez isn’t a cultured choice of celebrity to obsessed over. Wizards of Waverly Place is a masterpiece of magical realism. It just didn’t seem to be up the Jolie-Pitt clan’s alley. More »

Let’s Play Two Truths And A Lie About Angelina Jolie

Let's Play Two Truths And A Lie About Angelina Jolie

Since today is Angelina’s 38th birthday, we thought it would be fun to test just how much you know about her by playing the fun game “Two Truths and a Lie.” If you’re not aware of it, the idea is that you are presented with two true statements about a person and one made-up statement, and you have to figure out which one is the lie. Are you excited yet? You should be. Quizzes are fun. More »

Screw Brangelina, Let’s Talk About Some Of The Most Underrated Celebrity Couples

Screw Brangelina, Let's Talk About Some Of The Most Underrated Celebrity Couples

I’ve never liked Brangelina and I can’t tell you how many effs I don’t give for what they are doing with themselves and their infinite wealth. Yes, their wealth is infinite. Know why? Because people keep giving them so much dang attention. There are others too. Answer me this: how over hearing that Selena and Justin really did break up this time are you, on a scale of the moon to the top? I’m about maxed out. Let’s talk about some couples who are not only way more awesome, but aren’t such attention hogs. More »

Just Another Normal Day In The Abnormal Life Of Brangelina’s Children

Just Another Normal Day In The Abnormal Life Of Brangelina's Children

You know that feeling when you’re out and you look soooo good that your friends insist on taking tons of potential new Facebook profile photos of you? And you konw that other feeling when you look like you just returned from an orgy with death and exhaustion and your friends keep taking “hilarious candids of you” even though you asked them to stop? Well I think that second feeling is what the Brangelina children must feel every single day of their lives. More »