So when Kate Middleton and Prince William welcome their little pride and joy, they can likely expect a nice call of congratulations from Beyonce and Jay-Z which will probably end with a request to set up a play date and the whispered warning that North West must never find out about it. More
The second hand on the Brangelina baby clock must have just struck midnight, because apparently Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ready for more kids. Two more, to be specific, one biological and one adopted. More
So it turns out Brangelina’s kids are Selenators. I would have never guessed. Given their fancy, cultured upbringing, I figured they’d be crazy fans of Yo-Yo Ma or Dame Judi Dench. They’d be Yo Mamas or Dentures, you know? Not that Selena Gomez isn’t a cultured choice of celebrity to obsessed over. Wizards of Waverly Place is a masterpiece of magical realism. It just didn’t seem to be up the Jolie-Pitt clan’s alley. More
Since today is Angelinaâ€™s 38th birthday, we thought it would be fun to test just how much you know about her by playing the fun game â€śTwo Truths and a Lie.â€ť If youâ€™re not aware of it, the idea is that you are presented with two true statements about a person and one made-up statement, and you have to figure out which one is the lie. Are you excited yet? You should be. Quizzes are fun. More
This is apparently gonna be one of those days where I swim in a lake of regret at not being one of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s adopted kids. I had so many opportunities to make a good impression and get good grades at school in hopes of capturing their attentions and affections, and what did I do? I failed at every turn. More
You know what I would love? If Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were to get married on the same day. That would make me so happy, and it would be definitive proof that the Benevolent Goblin Of The Internet really does exist, because he granted my wish. More
Imagine this. You’re at a romantic, candlelit dinner. You gaze into soulfully into your companion’s eyes and reach across the table to lay your hand tenderly on his/hers as you raise your champagne glasses in a poignant cheers. The year is 2013, and the bubbly is a sparkling rose called Miraval, lovingly produced by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. More
Esteemed publicationÂ Star magazine is announcing to the world that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with her seventh child with Brad Pitt. Â Since it’s been at least four years since the birth of a Jolie-Pitt child, I’m inclined to believe it. More
You might be looking at a photograph of a married couple, ya’ll. Word is that notorious child-collectors Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may have finally tied the knot on Christmas Day. More
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You may all be scoffing at the rumor that Brangelina is traveling with twelve nannies for their six kids, but I’m honestly surprised it isn’t twenty. More
Make sure you do your civic duty today and vote for either Angelina Jolie orJennifer Aniston. Wait, it’s 2005, right? More
I’ve never liked Brangelina and I can’t tell you how many effs I don’t give for what they are doing with themselves and their infinite wealth. Yes, their wealth is infinite. Know why? Because people keep giving them so much dang attention. There are others too. Answer me this: how over hearing that Selena and Justin really did break up this time are you, on a scale of the moon to the top? I’m about maxed out. Let’s talk about some couples who are not only way more awesome, but aren’t such attention hogs. More
With preparations for a ‘massive party’ at their French estate underway, rumor has it that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie might be getting married this weekend. I wish George Clooney would return my phone calls so I could just ask him. More
You know that feeling when you’re out and you look soooo good that your friends insist on taking tons of potential new Facebook profile photos of you? And you konw that other feeling when you look like you just returned from an orgy with death and exhaustion and your friends keep taking “hilarious candids of you” even though you asked them to stop? Well I think that second feeling is what the Brangelina children must feel every single day of their lives. More