Topic: brad pitt

Brad Pitt Only Needs 24 Hours To Land In A New City And Score Some Drugs

Brad Pitt has some hidden talents, and one of them is that he can land in a new city and score any drug you want in under 24 hours. He should put that on his resume. More »

Dax Shepard Says He Should Be An Inspiration To ‘Normal-Looking’ Guys Wanting To Get Someone Like Kristen Bell

“Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell,” Dax Shepard tells Playboy, imploring his haters to see themselves in him. More »

Angelina Jolie Gets Daughter A Role In Maleficent, ‘Forgets’ To Offer Role To Jennifer Aniston

Unlike the rest of the members of the illustrious Hollywood parenting club, Angelina Jolie doesn’t pretend like she doesn’t want to get her children into acting. Nope she’s all about using her powers to get her children on the big screen as soon as possible. That’s why she pushed producers to cast her daughter as Princess Aurora in Maleficent. More »

Jennifer Aniston Predictably Gets Engaged To Justin Theroux, Angelina Jolie Predicted To Adopt Retaliation Children

Thanks to Jennifer Aniston and her desperate womb’s quest to be filled with a child, she got engaged to boyfriend Justin Theroux this weekend. Which means that America’s most famous love triangle just got turned into a love square. More »

Siri, Are Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Getting Married This Weekend?

With preparations for a ‘massive party’ at their French estate underway, rumor has it that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie might be getting married this weekend. I wish George Clooney would return my phone calls so I could just ask him. More »

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Oh-So Charitably Having Their Wedding In New Orleans

How selfless Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are! They could get hitched at their house in France, but they’ve decided to give the New Orleans economy a shot in the arm by gracing the city with their nuptials. More »

Just Another Normal Day In The Abnormal Life Of Brangelina’s Children

You know that feeling when you’re out and you look soooo good that your friends insist on taking tons of potential new Facebook profile photos of you? And you konw that other feeling when you look like you just returned from an orgy with death and exhaustion and your friends keep taking “hilarious candids of you” even though you asked them to stop? Well I think that second feeling is what the Brangelina children must feel every single day of their lives. More »

The Daily WTF: Angelina Jolie’s Albino ‘Cousin’ Was Sent By The Pope To Break Up Brad Pitt And John Travolta’s Love Affair

Jonathan Jolie‘s claim to be Angelina Jolie‘s cousin is the least strange thing he says. You have to read these hilarious court documents where he delves into a gay Scientology conspiracy and tells us about being Pope Benedict‘s right-hand man. More »

Happy Fathers’ Day! Let’s Play ‘Date Me Or Adopt Me’ With Your Favorite Celebrity Dads

In honor of Fathers’ Day today, the Crushable team has invented a game called ‘Date Me Or Adopt Me’ for you to play with celebrity dads. Would you rather these dads be your parent or your soulmate? We have some opinions, but you ultimately decide. More »

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Happy Birthday, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt — You Miniature Ellen DeGeneres, You!

Happy 6th birthday to Hollywood’s most famous tomboy, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt! While scrolling through some pictures of Shiloh, I was struck by the fact that even though she’s the child of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, Shiloh seems to have looked elsewhere for fashion advice. Looked all the way, in fact, to one of my favorite people on the planet, Ellen Degeneres…Shiloh seems to favor the same button-ups, sweater vests, short hair, and sneakers that Ellen favors on her show. And you know what? I’m not mad about it. More »

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