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In honor of her turning 24 yesterday (what may be the most irrelevant birthday aside from turning 19), let’s look back at her brief but memorable romantic history. More
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In honor of her turning 24 yesterday (what may be the most irrelevant birthday aside from turning 19), let’s look back at her brief but memorable romantic history. More
Pass this article on to your boyfriend: 7 things women find boring in bed. (Ask Men)
Do you think boyfriends are always better boyfriends in their next relationship? (The Frisky)
For a pair of friends who aren’t officially a “couple,” Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez looked pretty together at the Oscars, and even walked in holding hands. (Us Magazine) More
In a world where all but three major cities have women under 30 that make more money than men, do you find that men that make less money are less sexy? (Marie Claire)
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Dear Cat Lady,
There’s this game on Facebook where you can take care of a cat, raising it from a tiny, fluffy kitten to an adorable doddering oldster. You earn points to buy it cute costumes by brushing it, and if you’re playing on your iPhone, the whole device starts to vibrate in an electronic purr!
Anyways, it’s adorable – and addictive. Marcus Purrelius, my “second life” kitty, is the best thing ever. Anyways, I keep seeing ads for another game where you can take care of a boyfriend in a similar fashion. It vibrates, too! Should I give up on my hopeless quest for a “real life” boyfriend, and just have a digital one instead?
Love and digital hairballs,
The Electronic Cat Lover
Dear Electronic Cat Lover,
As you know, I’m no digital guru (unless you count knowing how to extract a computer mouse from a cat’s stomach – Didums ate one once in an act of extreme literal-mindedness). More
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• Get ready to earn your red wings, boys! A new poll shows that half of the ladies that participated do like having sex during their periods. (Betty Confidential) More
• Real World: Back to Las Vegas might be starring gay porn Dustin Zito. Well at least that’s a reason to watch Real World again. (The Frisky)
• A drive-thru sex store, because you’re too ashamed to be seen getting out of your car! (Guyism)
• 23 percent of men don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom, compared to the 7 percent of women. And we don’t even TOUCH our junk on the toilet! (AOL Health)
• Will you join the boycott on Amazon for selling a book called Pedophiles Guide to Love and Pleasure? (Buzzfeed) More
Cole Stryker recently posted an only semi-offensive list of the 11 types of girls who populate dating sites ( a subject which the author has much experience with, clearly), including ladies such as the “Twitard: a lady who is looking for “Someone willing to skip all of Comic Con so he can wait in line with me to have my boob signed by one of the lesser Weasley’s.” There are also such specific archetypes as the “homeschooler” (gross dude, maybe type in an older age range?), the Sex Kitten and the “Carrie.”
Are we talking about dating profiles here, or just dudes fears of women in general? But fair is fair, and while we ourselves have sometimes dabbled into the world of online dating, we came up with our own list of guys who frequent dating sites. Unfortunately, our list was much shorter.
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