Topic: Boy Bands

Nick Carter Is Engaged, Also Still Exists Even Though My Childhood Doesn’t

Ready to get your mind blown? Backstreet Boys has been together for TWENTY YEARS, and baby of the group Nick Carter just got engaged to his girlfriend. My childhood hurts. More »

A.J. McLean Says It’s Not Too Late For Ryan Gosling To Join The Backstreet Boys (Um, Yes It Is)

A few days ago, Ryan Gosling revealed that he knew A.J. McLean back in the day when he was doing The Mickey Mouse Club, but squandered his chance to be in The Backstreet Boys because he didn’t think it was going to go anywhere. More »

Is Taylor Swift Going To Break Up One Direction By Dating Harry Styles?

IF ONLY. More »

One Direction Is Working On A Perfume For Girls

Watch your back, Justin Bieber. More »

The Wanted Cut To The Chase And Just Show Fans (A Hint Of) Their Penises

Next up: full on hardcore porn. More »

One Direction’s Zayn Malik Accused Of ‘Pimping Islam’ To Young Fans

Something stupid this way comes. More »

One Direction Pout Like Little Babies Over Not Being Allowed To See Holly Madison’s Strip Show

It’s going to be hell trying to get them to go down for their nap today. More »

Brad From LFO Goes From Singing About ‘Summer Girls’ To Shaming Girls At Abortion Centers

From boy bander to fervent pro-lifer: The depressing post-LFO career of Brad Fischetti, complete with crazy tweets and blog posts. More »

Nice Shirt, Backstreet Boy AJ McLean

Boy bands are back, as you know, but let’s give credit to the original, the trailblazer, the greatest of them all: the Bay City Rollers.

Anyway, here is what remains of the Backstreet Boys. They’re hanging out with one of the fetuses from One Direction. We couldn’t help but notice a few things–Nick Carter has lost some weight! Brian Litrell can only smile sweetly as he has no other expression; Howie Dorough is still zzzzzzz as fuck. More »

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‘When Did I Get Older Than Boy Bands?’ And Other Woeful Wednesday Tales.

Boy bands are back and our intern is extremely overwhelmed. Who are all these children and why are there so many of them all of a sudden?! Read her response to bands like ‘One Direction‘ and ‘Mindless Behavior‘. More »

The Wanted Double Down On Their One-Sided Feud With Christina Aguilera

As part of their ongoing efforts to prove they’re edgier than all the other boy bands, The Wanted have issued a non-apology for their epic shade-throwing on Christina Aguilera, even going so far as to essentially double down and call her a rude bitch all over again. Now, that’s commitment! More »

The One Direction ‘What Makes You Beautiful’ Parody You Didn’t Even Know You Wanted

Whether you love One Direction or you hate One Direction, you’ll obsess over this awesome “What Makes You Beautiful” spoof. More »

Boy Band Crisis Averted: One Direction Feared A Fight With The Wanted

When I see adorable boy band One Direction and fight in the same headline I assume they’re talking about the group’s rabid female fans tearing each other limb from limb to get one step closer to their idols. Turns out the teen singers themselves were in fear of a fight with rival band The Wanted. More »

MTV Signs Off On Reunion For Fake Boy Band 2gether

MTV has agreed to let the remaining members of 2gether film, shoot, and package a new TV movie to then present to the network! 2gether fans, this is how you can help. More »

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