• It’s not so surprising that Bow Wow has a daughter — but how do we not know the identity of his baby mama? (Celebuzz)
• Charlie Sheen is shopping a TV pilot where he would play Jack Nicholson‘s character from Anger Management. Haven’t we heard him whining enough? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Lindsay Lohan says that unless you murdered someone, you shouldn’t go to jail. (The Frisky)
• David Beckham snapped this “candid” pic of wife Victoria looking all glamorous and pregnant. Yeah, right! (Lainey Gossip)
• A Smashmouth fan has the most bizarre request ever: He’ll pay frontman Steve Harwell $20 to let him film him eating two dozen eggs. The Internet has joined in this plea, but we ask that, for the sake of our gag reflexes, Harwell say no. (BuzzFeed)