Topic: booze

Crushable Weekends Need A Drink(ing Game)

Crushable Weekends Need A Drink(ing Game)

Hey, kids. I have some sad news for you: This is my last weekend as Crushable’s faithful Weekend Editor. It’s been a good run, but alas, it’s time to say goodbye. You’ll still be able to catch me over at BettyConfidential, though, so it’s not goodbye forever; it’s just a change of scene. That said, though, I’ll miss you all, and I’ll miss our weekend extravaganzas. So let’s make sure Crushable’s former weekends go out with a bang, shall we? This– obviously– calls for a drinking game! More »

AC/DC Needs A Drink(ing Game)

AC/DC Needs A Drink(ing Game)

Why does AC/DC need a drinking game? Because they now have their own range of wines. That’s why. The Australian rockers have teamed up with equally Australia winery Warburn Estate, and between the two of them, they have created AC/DC: THE WINE. There are four varieties, all of which are (naturally) named for AC/DC songs: Back in Black Shiraz, You Shook Me All Night Long Muscato, Highway to Hell Cabernet Sauvignon, and Hells Bells Sauvignon Blanc. I can’t wait to see what it’s like asking for a glass of Highway to Hell in a restaurant. But why stop at a glass? Grab a bottle and get playing! More »

‘The ’90s Are All That’ Needs A Drink(ing Game)

'The '90s Are All That' Needs A Drink(ing Game)

You guys! The resurgence of ’90s Nickelodeon starts at midnight on July 25th! That’s TONIGHT! Now that we’re all old enough to drink, clearly the thing to do is to combine the booze with the ’90s and see what magnificent things happen. The starting lineup of “The ’90s Are All That” consists of All That, Clarissa Explains It All, Doug, and Kenan and Kel; later on down the line, such shows as The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Salute Your Shorts and Are You Afraid of the Dark? are set to make appearance, so it can only keep getting better. So tune into TeenNick from 12 to 4am, spike your chocolate milk, and play along with us. Ah, nostalgia! Tastes like booze! More »

‘Teen Mom’ Needs A Drink(ing Game)

'Teen Mom' Needs A Drink(ing Game)

Any MTV reality show is terrific drinking game fodder, but Teen Mom is better than most– maybe because everyone on it isn’t getting smashed themselves all the time. It’s no fun to play a drinking game to scenes of people who are drunker than you are. But it’s great fun to play a drinking game to scenes of family drama, so grab your sippy cup, fill it with your booze of choice, and get rolling! More »

Every Hoax Ever Needs A Drink(ing Game)

Every Hoax Ever Needs A Drink(ing Game)

So remember a little while ago when the Fox News ticker got hacked? Well, guess what? It’s a hoax. Just like everything else. It turns out the news ticker stunt was pulled by MoveOn.org to launch their new “Rebuild the Dream” campaign, which is being fronted by Van Jones, the guy who was thrown out of the Obama administration for his extremist views. What’s really remarkable is the lengths to which MoveOn.org went to convince people the hack was real– everything from building the identity of the hacker months in advance to posting a “how I did it” video in response to accusations that the hack was fake. But fake it was, and you know what? I think it could use a drink. And so could every other hoax ever. Don’t you? More »

13 Celebrity Bar Brawls

13 Celebrity Bar Brawls
Vinnie Jones
Shia LaBeouf
Jack White
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Josh Brolin

Weird things that happened this week included Game of Thrones actor Sean Bean getting stabbed in a bar brawl. I have to admit, though, that this one kind of makes me adore him just a little bit more, because he was apparently leaping to defend the honor of model April Summers. Furthermore, after the incident, instead of heading to the hospital, he merely went back inside the bar, asked for a first aid kit, and patched himself up while ordering another drink, which I find mildly hilarious. Though Bean certainly isn’t the only celebrity to have gotten into a bar brawl, he may well be one of the only ones that has done so for an honorable reason. Honorable or now, though, here are 13 other notable celebrity bar fracases. Who’s side are YOU rooting for? More »

Weinergate Needs A Slightly NSFW Drink(ing Game)

Weinergate Needs A Slightly NSFW Drink(ing Game)

Last week it was nude celebrity photos; this week, it’s nude political figure photos. On May 27, a questionable image of US Congressman Anthony Weiner surfaced on (of all places) Twitter, leading to a political sex scandal that has since become known as “Weinergate.” You’d think that by this point, politicians would have learned to keep it in their pants, but alas, this seems not to be the case. In any event, Weinergate has taken the country on by storm, while meanwhile, all I can do is laugh at the unfortunate fact that this particular sex scandal involves a man fittingly named “Weiner.” Need a rundown of the facts? Here they are, made even more entertaining by the addition of your booze of choice (WARNING: NSFW): More »

Terrible Summer Movie Sequels Need A Drink(ing Game)

Terrible Summer Movie Sequels Need A Drink(ing Game)

It’s summer. That means that it’s the time of summer movies. Many of these movies will be terrible; and yet, we will all go see them anyway. This is a strange phenomenon that scientists have yet to figure out. In the meantime, though, all of these terrible movies can be made much more palatable with the judicious application of alcohol. Also, not that this game is applicable to any sequel to any movie that has already come out or will be coming out in the near future: Pirates 4, The Hangover: Part II, Cars 2, Kung Fu Panda 2, and so on and so forth. Now pick your poison, head to the cinema, and hope for the best! More »

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