I’m a Chesty Betsy, with some tig ole’ bitties. Huge knockers. Plus-sized funbags. Basically, I have enormous breasts, is what I’m trying to tell you. I was a 36H the last time I got fitted. 36H.
I’ll just let that sink in for a minute. For those of you who yearn for larger breasts, let me make it clear. Large breasts are annoying. And I spent a long time hating my giant ta-tas. But I’ve come to peace with them. And with a few small tricks, you other well-endowed ladies can too. More
Earlier this week we wrote about how original Teen Mom stars Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood, and Maci Bookout have used their MTV reality show earnings to get new boobs and other forms of plastic surgery. But will the Teen Mom 2 girls follow in their footsteps? More
Although the MTV series 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom were designed to shine a light on what it’s like to be a teenage mother, the success of the shows has changed the game. Now, many of the Teen Moms have used their income from being on TV (as well as paid interviews and endorsements) to change their looks. Maci Bookout, Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood, and the rest of the gang no longer look like the original girls we saw on 16 and Pregnant. More
It seems like Farrah Abraham‘s 16 and Pregnant episode was just yesterday, but already her daughter Sophia is two years old. Farrah celebrated Sophia’s birthday by doing a photo shoot. It looks like Farrah’s new boobs aren’t the only body modification she has made lately – in these snaps she’s sporting a set of braces. More
• What does a spanking party look like? Surprisingly non-sexual. Maybe now I can finally convince my mom to let me go to one. (Salon)
• Good news ladies: Are boobs are growing (as a nation). (Nerve)
• Clap-on bras would not work well if you are often applauded at work. (The Frisky) More
Katy Perry, we get it, you have huge boobs and love to show them off. It seems like just yesterday (it was) that Katy was telling us about how she’s come to appreciate her breasts. And then she underscored the point by presenting her cleavage upfront and center while selling perfume in Mexico. More
• Boobs: now in delicious chip-size proportions. Bet you can’t have just one! (Gawker)
• Bristol Palin has been invited to Washington University for their Sex Week. Prepare to be disappointed, fellas! (CBS)
• If you ever wanted to know what the schedule of a woman comedian is like, read this hilarious (ghostwritten?) article by Julie Klausner. (Splitsider) More
If there’s one major lesson to learn from MTV’s Teen Mom franchise, it’s this: money and teen moms don’t always mix. First there were major overtanning problems and bad hair extensions. And now Teen Mom‘s Farrah Abraham has gotten a boob job. Sigh. More
This week our sister site TheGloss had some of the best pics of fugly dresses, cute vibrators, and Brandy Alexander‘s boobs. More
Not sure what Britney was thinking, and while I am not a girl this looks very uncomfortable. These puppies are like screaming to get out… Don’t they make dresses for skinny girls with bigger than average boobs?!?