Topic: Beyonce

Beyonce Cancels Concert Due To Exhaustion, Which Starts Rumors That She’s A Mere Mortal After All

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Beyonce canceled the Belgium show on her Mrs. Carter tour due to exhaustion and dehydration. What a bizarrely human thing for her to do. More »

Beyonce Is A Lady, Ladies Can Get Pregnant…Therefore Beyonce Is Pregnant

The first thing I thought when I saw Beyonce walk down that Met Gala red carpet last week was, “didn’t I see that dress on the clearance rack at A Pea in the Pod last week?” More »

Daenerys Targaryen And Beyonce Were Obviously Separated At Birth

I’ve been thinking for weeks that HBO should look into any number of Beyonce tracks as Daenerys’ theme song, and suddenly, just like that moment in The Parent Trap, it all became clear. Queen B and Dany were obviously separated at birth. More »

A Guy Duplicates Himself And Sings A Beyonce Medley, Just Another Day On The Internet

Sorry Lindsay Lohan, there’s a new fake-identical twins act in town and it’s blowing your little Parent Trap schitick out of the water. Don’t get me wrong, your English accent was totally cute, but it’s got nothing on Cameron J Henderson’s Beyonce medley. More »

Blue Ivy Went On Stage With Beyonce, Because I Guess They Gave Up On That Privacy Thing

I’m no baby psychologist (or even an avid Nick Jr. watcher), but I feel like it’s probably not in Blue’s best interest to be trotted out on stage — even if she does have headphones on. More »

The Only Thing Weird About Beyonce‘s Rider Is That She Demands Red Toilet Paper

I’d love to be judgmental about this alleged list of Beyonce‘s demands for her current tour, but it’s hard to do that when I’ve publicly acknowledged that she’s one of the most kick-ass performers I’ve ever laid internet-eyes on. More »

Beyonce Releases Yet Another Song Disguised As A Commercial

Beyonce seems to have a ripe new business plan that she’s trying out, which is hiding her new tracks in her own commercials like gems in troll bellies. That’s a normal simile that normal people use, right? Cool. More »

Anything You Can Do, Kelly Clarkson Can Do Better

Kelly Clarkson celebrates her 31st birthday today. The chart-topping songstress has been on the scene for quite awhile now, churning out hits since her American Idol victory way back in 2002. But despite her staying power as a relevant pop icon, Kelly Clarkson is largely underrated. So in honor of Miss Independent herself, I bring your attention to some prime instances in which the lady has full bragging rights.

This Mrs. Carter Tour Footage Proves Beyonce Is An Unreal Performer

Lest we forget she’s a total beast onstage, Beyonce just released some footage from her Mrs. Carter Tour to bring that thought right to the forefront of of our headbrains. More »

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Beyonce Tells Blue Ivy She Can Be President, Which Would Be Cocky If It Wasn’t True

Just mere moments ago I rode a roller coaster of emotions that I’m still reeling from that’s all due to the prospect of a Blue Ivy Presidency. More »

I’ll Say It, Beyonce Is Overrated

To quote Anderson Cooper, “It’s Beyonce’s world and we just live in it.” I call bullshit. Sure Beyonce is talented, but she’s not quite the pretty pretty princess that the media have made her out to be. And here’s why. More »

Michelle Williams Knows How To Talk About Motherhood Without Making Me Mad

I’ve been struggling lately with what exactly my opinions are about feminism and motherhood and whatever, and wouldn’t you know it, Michelle Williams put her talented and self-aware finger right exactly on what’s been bothering me. More »

Jay-Z Drops A Diss Track Letting You (Yes, You) Know You’re An Idiot

Hey world, guess how much Jay-Z cares what you think about his recent trip to Cuba for his and Beyonce‘s anniversary? Approximately zero percent. I say ‘approximately’, because he does care a little bit — just enough to write a track about it letting us all know that we’re idiots. More »

Jay-Z Solves The Cuba Problem By Just Buying Beyonce An Island

Yup, that’ll do it. More »

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