Remember when I predicted which holidays movie studios would go after for the latest Valentine’s Day clones? Consider me flummoxed: The bigwigs seem to have completely bypassed Thanksgiving/other festivities and have moved on to Big Moments in Your Life as the latest gimmick for the ensemble romantic comedy. Case in point: Lionsgate is developing What to Expect When You’re Expecting, the bestselling how-to book for new moms, into a feel-good tale of modern women linked by the fetuses growing in their bellies. More
Charlie Sheen wants to work this “s–t” out with Chuck Lorre. Good luck, pal. Let us know how that goes. (Us Magazine)
Betty White isn’t amused by Charlie Sheen or Lindsay Lohan. Take that, young Hollywood! (Dlisted)
Yes. Yes. Yes! And just in time for April Fool’s Day. More
Now that we all hate Betty White for being too famous, what adorable grandma can we parade around on variety programs for our amusement? There’s a poll going on over at Urlesque, but we can’t decide between Olympia Dukakis (she has a funny name) or Jackee Harry from Ladybugs.
Actually, we want to throw one more name into the ring: More
f you’ve never heard of BlueWater Comics, don’t get your Batman panties in a twist. Most comic nerds overlook the oeuvre of the graphic novel company, which produces series about celebrities (under its FAME line), politicians (Political Power), and famous women (the Female Force series). So basically, if you love reading comics not because anything interesting happens in them, but because regular stories are too hard to read without the pictures, then BlueWater is for you.
The latest issue from the BlueWater catalog is The Royals: Prince William and Kate Middleton. And though you’ll have to wait until March to read the highly engaging story of two people who looked like they’ve been airbrushed by some guy working at the t-shirt store on the Boardwalk, we’ve compiled a whole gallery of our favorite celebrity renditions for you to enjoy right now! More
Mamy Rock is a 69-year-old DJ – And she’s the best! This British grandma spins at exclusive clubs seven nights a week — while sporting track suits and crystal-encrusted headphones over her white hair. Move over, Betty White. (The Hairpin)
In case you weren’t over the whole Betty White zeitgeist yet, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger has decided to jump on that publicity train, albeit a couple months (years?) too late. The Bravo star has named her picks for Betty White’s compatible sexual partners in Hollywood, because what we all need to be doing right now is imagining more old people having sex. Yeesh. More
Great news: That website Awkward Family Photos got a TV deal. This means a show based on a bunch of user-submitted vacation photos is headed to our television sets. This sort of makes us wish we’d gone to Tumblr school instead of film school, but that’s neither here nor there. Because we imagine the studio may need some help figuring out what the heck to do with their recently acquired amalgamation of goofy dad pics, we’ve decided to help them out with four concepts for Awkward Family Photos: The Series: More
Do they give Nobel prizes for advancements in sleepwear technology? Because the electric Snuggie is at the forefront, right next to the stylish and comfy pillow-hat we have not yet invented.
Yes indeed, you can now purchase a heatable Snuggie that plugs into the wall — right next to that electronic boyfriend you bought after you decided to wear blankets as clothing. The Snuggie can be scored at Urban Outfitters (for $68), because, well, of course it can. Honestly, we’d be worried about the thing malfunctioning and frying our insides in the first-ever Snuggie-related death, but we don’t really understand science very well. More
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• Eminem‘s new single ft. Lil Wayne “No Love.” It’s no “Love the Way You Lie,” but what is? (Vulture)
• Happy birthday, 4Chan! You are a grown-up 7-year old! (Twitter)
• Mel Gibson may be a lunatic, but Oksana Grigorieva also accused James Bond actor Timothy Dalton of abuse. Lady’s got a bad track record. (TMZ)
• Is that Lindsay Lohan at Betty Ford clinic? Or a ghoooooost? (RadarOnline)
• Oh thank god, another Tawainese CGI trailer of American pop culture! This time: The Social Network! (Gawker)
• One of the Sister Wives: “We’re a family, just like any other family.” Nope. (People)
Welcome to Crush This, your weekly guide to what’s new in movies, music and TV. We’ve navigated the inner reaches of our entertainment-obsessed brains in search of all the pop culture landscape has to offer. Are you ready? This is the biggest week in television premieres, with everything from new shows like Hawaii Five-0 and old favorites like Glee debuting. Get ready to set your DVR. And if that wasn’t enough, there’s some big movie premieres, too, headlined by hotties like Shia, James and Ryan. More
Well, Fashion Week was fun you guys! We got to talk to Jay-Z, Kelly Rowland, Vampire Weekend, and Wendy Williams. But we ignored John Mayer, just like everyone else. Whoo! Read this week’s very special edition of Best of Crushable, and enjoy life. More
Hey guys, I’m glad we were able to sit down and have this conversation. I know how tough it is getting you — fans of Betty White, who believe the octogenarian’s comeback is the best thing ever — in the … More
True Blood‘s Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer made it official last night with a sunset wedding in Malibu. In attendance: Ryan Kwanten, Alan Ball and Elijah Wood. (People)
Spencer and Heidi are feuding over an alleged sex tape starring … Heidi. He’s threatening to release it. She wants to “live like there is no tomorrow.” We call pants on fire! This feud is fake! (Us Weekly)
The Real Housewives of New Jersey have been banned from a Jersey country club for bad behavior. Said bad behavior included “hair pulling and the cops being called.” (Radar)
Betty White and Ryan Seacrest took home trophies at last night’s Creative Arts Emmys in LA. NPH also won for his Glee guest spot. Hmmmph. (Popeater)