Will Ferrell has filmed several amusing spots for Old Milwaukee, which is just one of the many flavors of swill produced by the famed Pabst Brewing Company. However, while most celebrities are first approached by a company and offered money to shill their product, Ferrell appears to have done this purely out of the goodness of his heart. More
Okay, here’s the new tagline I’m pitching to Foster’s: “Beetle sex partners: Australian for ‘beer.’” It’s true, basically! In Australian, the amber-colored jewel beetle is dying out because all the dude beetles would rather have sex with beer bottles than lady beetles. Men, AM I RIGHT? More
I realize that Oktoberfest starts in September, but somehow, it didnâ€™t feel right to write an Oktoberfest drinking game until it was actually October. So, hey, welcome, October! Letâ€™s get our Oktoberfest on! Grab a beer (or two, or five, or a dozen), a couple of friends, and letâ€™s get busy!
We may have David Beckham right now, but British women still have all the luck. And by luck, I mean a new line of â€śfemale-friendlyâ€ť beers. And by female-friendly beers, the makers surely must mean a line of yeasty alcoholic beverages that finally do not cause our stomachs to erupt over the tops of our jeans like Mt. Vesuvius. Because just like the citizens of Pompeii, my beer-gut seems to be frozen in time, amirightladies? More
The guys over at OKTrends are back at it again! After determining that putting up ugly pictures of yourself will make more guys fall in love with you, the dating website has now perfected an algorithm to find out what you really want to know on the first date without you ever asking those painfully awkward questions like “Will you sleep with me, oh god, please?”
Every week, Gail K. skewers advertising aimed at women with her quick wit, acidic tongue, and love for butter-products. This week: beer commercials, the ultimate women’s beverage. More
Drunkorexia Gets a Humerous Treatment – It’s hard to think that anyone could make the condition of getting so drunk you vomit up all your calories and black out funny, but Open Film’s “The Miracle Beer Diet” managed to do so while being educational. Great job! (College Being)
This week on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, we got to meet new Housewife Cynthia, watch former wife Sheree go on her first date since getting divorced and see NeNe whine about getting her happy back once again. But let’s be honest. The highlight of the show came right at the beginning, when Kim Zolniak went for a “run” with her assistant Sweetie. What does a run with Kim look like? Mostly a lot of complaining combined with guilting a guy at a liquor store into giving them free beers. Good times! More
While that video of an Indonesian baby smoking a cigarette made most of us (Kim Kardashian included!) cringe, for some parents here in America it signaled a chance to one-up those stupid 3rd world infants. Go Team USA! That’s really … More
Idol Stalker frequent visitor, A’kyra, sent me this video of Kelly Clarkson from last August. It is hilarious! WARNING: THE F-WORD IS USED A LOT!