David Lynch has a coffee company, and he decided to bring that fact to our attention via a video of himself talking to a dislocated Barbie doll head. While this bizarre, dreamy sequence doesn’t exactly make us want a cup of Joe (more like a Vicodin and a name), we do have the urge to break out our Twin Peaks DVDs and track down our Ken. More
Because I had no idea this even existed… More
Big news in the world of anatomically incorrect plastic dolls, people. Barbie and Ken have broken up. Actually that’s not news. It actually happened in 2004. Since then they’ve both been dating other people. Barbie’s been seeing Blaine and Ken’s been slutting it up on MySpace. But now that it’s 2011 and his TV show Genuine Ken is airing on Hulu (Also news: TV shows no longer have to be on TV to be called TV shows), he’s doing a big marketing push to get Barbie back. Actually, it’s marketing firm AttentionUSA that’s behind the campaign. More
There is a lot of things wrong with Whitney Port‘s new game show, The Search For The Great American Boyfriend. Like the fact that although the show keeps referring to Barbie (as in “Barbie won’t settle for anything less than perfection!”) as if these guys are competing to win a date with a piece of plastic other than the ones that happen to reside on top of Whitney’s chest area.
So is this The City star’s new dating show? Is she Barbie? And is she really basing her dating criteria on how much a guy can embody the stereotype of a metrosexual doll? More
A week ago, the new Computer Engineer Barbie made a surprise appearance at the Crushable office and changed our lives (and the ratio*) forever. In an effort to spread the holiday cheer, we asked you to name your favorite Barbie from your childhood for a chance to win the newest member of the tech workforce.
Well, we’ve sifted through the many entries and found our favorite. Read below to find the winning comment! More
You know what you have to do in order to win this new Computer Engineer Barbie. You have to comment on this post, and tell us what your favorite Barbie is, and why, before 9 p.m. tonight, EST. We know, that’s prime TV watching time. That’s why you should comment NOW. Change the ratio (of people commenting on Barbies). More
Name Your Favorite Barbie, Win An Entirely Different Barbie – This contest is still open folks! Win your own Computer Engineer Barbie with a bluetooth AND iphone by commenting on our post by Sunday, Dec. 12, 9 p.m. EST.
Computer Engineer Barbie Wants To Go Home With YOU! – Don’t forget to leave your comments about your favorite Barbie in this post before Sunday. Best answer gets their own binary fun-time doll!
Yesterday we puzzled over the latest Barbie on the market, Computer Engineer Barbie. She’s going to program new FourSquare apps, and no man is going to tell her she can’t!
• WeVibe: The confusing couples vibrator that will stop divorces! (The Gloss)
• Because Barbie can’t put herself though computer engineering school without a little help, she’d made a naked calendar. Creepy! (The Frisky)
Computer Engineer Barbie Will Cause Rise In Kiddie Porn, Warns FBI – Good to know our taxpayer dollars are being used to put Chris Hansen out of a job. (AOL News)