In case you were feeling accomplished in your adult life, I’m about to ruin that for you with news that Malia Obama can, at 15 years old, say that she’s helped produce a Hollywood TV show. More
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Unless you were off the Internet entirely yesterday, chances are high that you saw “It’s gonna be May” jokes all over the place. You know, the jokes that play on the *NSYNC song “It’s Gonna Be Me”? But I bet you never expected to see that joke coming from President Barack Obama. “Never!” you say. “The President of the United States isn’t aware of silly millennial puns related to Justin Timberlake.” More
If we know anything from watching Michelle Obama dunk a basketball, we know that watching political figures let loose — not in the Rob Ford smoking crack way, mind you — is always refreshing. And if anyone’s gonna get a political figure to let loose, besides Zach Galifianakis, it’s Ellen DeGeneres. More
In news that will make you go, “Whaaat? Huh? That’s… she’s… he’s… when… eh?” Beyonce is rumored to be having an affair with President Barack Obama. That sound you just heard? That’s the sound of rumors officially dying as an art form. More
Michelle Obama turned 50 years old this past weekend and there is no better way to celebrate than with your own personal Beyonce concert. Honestly though, I’m starting to think the only reason Beyonce hangs out with the Obama’s is to spend time with the Obama family dogs More
Before you start to feel too sorry for Katy Perry for her outfit last night at the VMAs, let me point out that she got tweeted at by President Obama last night. So it all works out. More
Sunny is one year old and she enjoys frolicking on well-groomed lawns and letting her tongue hang out of her mouth uninhibited. At least, based on this GIF of her. That’s right. She’s already a GIF. Nobody’s anybody until they’ve been made into a GIF, even dogs and babies. More
Did you guys know it’s Mock Obama Day on Twitter? I bet you didn’t. I personally found out when I was scrolling through Twitter and I’m now I’m spending the rest of my afternoon almost peeing my pants at my desk reading these out loud to my colleagues. More
Conan O’Brien killed it at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend, but there were some great moments that didn’t involve Conan. Namely, this mind-bending Lincoln spoof in which Steven Spielberg discusses his plans to direct Obama, a biopic about our current president. More
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You know why Beyonce is the greatest thing ever? Because you absolutely cannot start a controversy with this woman. More
They’ve done it again. The fine folk at Bad Lip Reading has made another hilarious video, this time for Barack Obama‘s swearing in at Inauguration 2013. More
Happy Tuesday, everybody, because Jezebel has stumbled onto a strange, erotic goldmine. Someone has apparently taken it upon themselves to write erotic fan fiction about Barack and Michelle Obama, and if the WTF Gods are good, it should be shimmying its way onto your presidential platters in a mere seven days! Online! At no charge! Such glories! More
Remember yesterday, when I talked about what a great job Beyonce did singing the national anthem at Obama’s inauguration despite whatever technical difficulties caused her to rip out her ear piece? IT WAS ALL A LIE. More
Today’s presidential inauguration was a magnificent affair full of pomp, circumstance, and perhaps most importantly, cuteness. But which moments of the multi-hour ceremony were the cutest? My first thought was “James Franco’s poem, obviously,” but believe it or not, that wasn’t officially part of it, so here are my five runners-up. More